xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017)

You can perfectly describe how dumb the movie is in the opening scenes when it pauses the movie to give pointless character factoids and how it looks like Samuel Jackson is talking to the audience but really he's talking to a football player?. Like wtf happen? I know the original had SOME humor but at least it took itself serious and XXX still had the badass character with quick smart ass remarks but we get this really unbelievable villains and plot i swear to god I thought i saw this humor and style before, and I did it's Kingmen. Kingsman from the gecko was stupid plot and humor but this is just stupid when you consider the previous two had the same serious badass save the world tone and this one loses it completely. I feel bad for anyone who paid to see this.

XXX 3 made itself a bad movie for three reasons show off. show off and overrated showoff. The action scenes are good and a lot of effort was done but in vain cause a lot of mistakes are too obvious in it, I mean who still shots two guns and making me belive he is aiming right! . One of the bad points is trying to make Xander look a hero who shows off a lot with a not very good performance by Diesel. The only one who did a great job was Nina Dobrev in her role which she performed pretty well and can be taken as a disadvantage cause she is the only one in the movie afraid of guns! . Deepika Padukone rather than expected did an awful performance and did some action scenes that are accepted but not too good. The scene of the aeroplane was a disaster one as the plane had a great hole and he could fly with it upwards towards the satellite which when he jumped looked as the plane was going left to it. The visual effects were awful at the sea scene when he was in a chase with Donnie Yen under the wave when it was splashing. The music of the movie was good and was used well in the scenes . Although it had mistakes it was a good movie that entertained me but not much. Direction : 6 Visual Effects : 6 Cinematography : 6 Acting : 7 Editing : 6 Screenplay : 6.5 Music Written : 7 story : 6.5

The solo Dominic Torreto movie nobody asked for, with even less to care about than the FF movies and loads more of VIn Diesel hitting us over the head with how cool he is. The movie plays like a two hour Mountain Dew commercial with Xander Cage, a too cool for school hero straight out of a mentos advertisement.The action is full of senseless cgi where practical effects would have worked, and laughably bad loony tunes caliber stunt physics. But what really hinders the movie is that the hero Xander Cage faces no real drama or obstacles, because the movie is more interested in constantly flattering Vin Diesel.Do yourself a favor and don't waste your time on this lazy vanity project schlock. There's no story here (hence the lack of a plot breakdown). This is a paint by numbers movie star ego boost and nothing more.

"Rock, paper, scissors, grenade launcher" -Darius Stone 10 out of 10, best movie of 2012.