Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

......,.. ?! I wonder why IMDB does not have an optional 0 as a star rating , because this movie is so trash , it doesn't even deserve a 1/10 , shame on you IMDb. It is soooo bad, that I took the time to register an account on IMDb to warn YOU the viewers to never ever touch this movie . I was never a fan of the transformers franchise and Michael bay. He even managed to ruin my beloved teenage mutant ninja turtles , yet I was intrigued by how far he would go to direct another 50 hour long movie after the disastrous age of extinction . I don't even know where to start , let's see an incoherent plot line that mixes knights of the round , GI joe , Blackhawk down and predators all in one. Way too many useless characters from both the robots and the humans. After 3movies all of a sudden the so called maker, aka God aka creator, decides to appear and tell Optimus to fetch a talisman .Which can save the robots home planet , it can turn into a sword and can be yielded by humans . The staff and the talisman are the driving plot of this entire movie , so you're telling me for thousands of years the robots couldn't figure out the importance of these items , and worse are having difficulties getting it from the humans . Really?!!! I skipped through most of the movie , cringing at every cheesy scene and explosion , wondering why I ever thought there was a chance at redemption .

Keep in mind I'm a huge fan of the transformers comics and cartoons so this is extremely biased. But it doesn't take a transformers fan to notice how bad this is and disgraceful it is to the franchise ugh. Where the last four films succeeded this one fails. And where the last ones failed this one also fails. The plot is nonsense idiotic and literally doesn't make any sense it starts off with knights and says the transformers have been in the shadows since than which retcons the past four films DO THESE EVEN TAKE PLACE IN THE SAME UNIVERSE?!?!? On top of that the cinematographer and editors must have been drunk on the job because the cinematography looks like it was done by an eight year old and the editing by a monkey. Literally the aspect ratio changes at least five times in one scene and the film can't even do a master shot (conversation scene) right which is one of the first things taught in film school like what? Don't even get me started on how little bay and the writers understand the lore and tbh I won't its a waste of time on all and any accounts DO NOT WATCH

I decided to try this on Amazon prime. Bad idea. This was a terrible story with worse acting. It was as if someone needed an excuse to make another transformer movie, but had no idea for a decent story. It was just horrible.

Useless movie. Didn't finish it, blood was comin'out of my eyes