That's My Boy (2012)

This movie is less than zero, if I could give it a -10, I would. Disgusting filth and Adam Sandler should be ashamed of even producing this crap. Let's throw semen around with grandma and make it funny, what the hell were you thinking, lets bang the teacher and have a son? What the hell ever happened to you? All you ever do is ridicule other nationalities and make fun of them and somehow you think your a God for doing it? Sure, go ahead, keep it up, see where you are soon. I have a beef with Adam Sandler and maybe this is not the place to do it, I'm sure. Stop portraying Canadians as idiots, you offend me any every person in Canada when you do it. As for the movie, burn it, cause its the worst garbage I have EVER seen on a big screen, shame on you.

From the brilliant mind of Adam Sandler comes this terrible, unfunny movie that's more of a chore to sit through than it is an actual product made to provide entertainment. This isn't even a so-bad-it's-good movie. If you find statutory rape funny, you'll think this is hilarious. The "humor" in this movie is so childish and unfunny, a 12-year-old might as well have written the script. From a child having sex with their teacher in a crowded school assembly, to an awkward Vanilla Ice cameo, this movie is pure cinematic abortion. Also, there's incest, so that's cool. Anyway, if there's any useful advice I can give you in this review, it is to avoid this movie by any means. Please. For your sake.

For those of us who grew up on Sandler, listened to the comedy tapes, watched Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore at least once month, respected Big Daddy, loved Little Nicky and weren't afraid to admit it--we will always love Sandler. The more mass market stuff gets a lot of hate, and I'll admit I'm not into them for the most part, although (let's be honest) his romcoms are the best in the biz. But this movie is not a mass market movie. It is crass, its main character is mostly despicable, it threads a tough needle through some very taboo subject matter like statutory rape, incest, and stolen valor. Yet somehow Sandler rises to the challenge of poking fun at this material and makes his character, Donnie Berger, an all around endearing person. Sandberg clearly understands Sandler's sense of humor and plays the perfect straight man to Sandler's over the top Mass hole character. As a person who grew up in the Boston suburbs, Sandler does an amazing job capturing the stereotypical Boston alpha male. He hams it way up, but he's consistent and it works. My only regret is coming late to the party. I wish I had seen this sooner. Like other classic Sandler movies, TmB has high re-watch value. I'm looking forward to watching again and again and again.

Well, first off I wanna say that I kind of like Adam Sandler. That is if he acts in a normal way, not the retarded way. When he plays against Drew Barrymore, he's at his best in my opinion. In this movie, he's just annoying. I don't care about the "over the top" situations - nude strippers and titties, teacher f**king student, sister f**king brother, violent priest etc. All of these tings could have been a lot of fun done right. But no. For the first time in a long time, I actually did laugh just once through a whole movie. That's just sad!I gave it 3 stars because of this: 1. The 80's music is really good 2. There's nudity in it (yes I know, I'm hopeless) 3. Vanilla Ice, James Caan and Susan Sarandon