Crossroads (2002)

I remember in 2002 when I went to go see this movie just to laugh at it. It's honestly not funny. I mean yeah the first half is FUN, but then stuff gets deep and messed up. Of course hindsight is 20/20 and it's now 2018 and we know this was written by Shonda rhimes, so it HAD to be messed up, right? It's been 16 years. Can we get over the fact it's a Britney movie and finally admit it's not half bad, and honestly kind of sad towards the end? No? Just me? Ok.

I can't say much more than what's in the title. I just like watching bad movies with Rifftrax really but this, Birdemic, and Glitter are all tied for the worst movies I've ever seen. They go beyond enjoyable B-movies and they're just bad again. It's like watching a train wreck into another train wreck, which I guess is a feat in itself.

2 much water m8... although it is in the desert i felt they could have done without all the water it honestly made me give into my crippling depression i expected there 2 be less water this honestly ruined the movie although it was still good movie all the water really ruined the vibes this great story presents i cried at the end when they wrote that song together i believe it was called St.Anger the hit Metallica classic from 2003 i may be a far right conservative and i don't believe in abortion but that abortion part was movie classic and changed my bigoted views i love it although the water once again ruined it for me the soundtrack was amazing though from i love rock n roll to that one song by dying fetus9/10- ign like skyrim but with water

Out of pure boredom I decided to watch this movie on Netflix. Maybe I was expecting way too much for a teen road-trip movie but this was just bad i.m.o. It starts off with a group of girls, who are "bff's" burying a box and making a pact to come back years later and dig it back up. It goes right to "eight years later" and all of a sudden the girls are no longer friends without any type of explanation as to why. They go dig up the box and the pregnant girl says "hey I'm going to California on Sunday" and they all decide to go even though they just hated each other in the previous scene and the whole point of the trip is that the pregnant girl is going to audition for a record company, although you basically never hear the girl sing. At the end, Britney is the one who ends up singing at the audition, which makes no sense really if you're going by what the plot is supposed to be. I'm rambling. Bad acting, Britney is not a good vocalist, and the movie is just boring and pointless. Zoey Saldana and Dan Akroyd couldn't even make this movie enjoyable. The plot jumps all over the place and...I just want the 90 minutes of time I spent watching this movie to be given back.