Zombies vs. Strippers (2012)

The title pretty much says it all. There is of course the irony of people going to a strip club to look for brains.Topless Jasmine about to perform oral: "What do you like most about me?" Zombie Marvin: "Brains."During the zombie outbreak the club has suspended its rules about touching the dancers. Bambi (Victoria Levine) spends most of the film minus her top. The film contains humor, but lacks true horror.Watch it for the girls. Do you really need a long review?Perv Guide: F-bomb, sex, nudity (Victoria Levine known for Debbie in "Gingerdead Man Vs. Evil Bong" ; Brittany Gael Vaughn - film debut, porn star Adriana Sephora)

This movie is one of several films to come out at the same time with the theme of Zombies vs. Strippers, it is also the most directly titled. It also possibly had the most simple story and the lowest budget, and in many ways it succeeds because of this.While the other examples on the list try to do some weird stuff, (face dance anyone?) the simplistic elements of this story make the film able to use what it has to make a pleasant zombie-horror-watching experience.Do you want to see people being eaten? Do you want to meet a whole host of survivors who get slaughtered mercilessly throughout the movie? Do you want to see a group of attractive women nearly naked the whole time? Well then this is a movie you will enjoy! (If the answer was no to any of those questions then move along since this film has little else.)

This is one of those movies that struggles with its identity. Billed as a comedy it really doesn't contain that much humor. At the same time, it doesn't quite measure up as a good zombie film because of all of the attempted comedy. In other words, it suffers from the exact same problem that so many other "zombedy" (zombie-comedy) films have--they're neither scary nor funny. Add in the fact that this was a low-budget production and the difficulties become even more pronounced. Having said that, this wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been. The acting was adequate for the most part with Circus-Szalewski (as the bar owner named "Spider") probably putting in the best effort. Likewise having Eve Mauro (as the stripper "Sugar Hills") and Adriana Sephora (as "Jasmine") certainly helped to improve the scenery. All in all then, this film wasn't nearly as bad as it could have been and I suppose I should be thankful for that. Slightly below average.

During a scorcher of a day in LA, a run-down strip club called The Tough Titty experience a zombie outbreak, whom they at first believe to be typical drunken patrons.The DJ character was highly annoying, the jokes missed much more than not, the only vaguely interesting person was the biker leader, Red Wings and he doesn't show up until halfway through a rather short movie to begin with. Not worth the money or time that I spent watching it. To add insult to injury the film doesn't even have a true conclusion it just.... Ends.Eye Candy: Victoria Levine, Adriana Sephora, and Brittany Gael Vaughn all get topless