Cannibal Diner (2012)

CANNIBAL DINER is a typical indie horror flick that comes to us from Germany. The story is rural and at least half the running time seems to be padded out with scenes of a scantily-clad woman hiking through a dense woodland. Eventually she encounters some Texas Chain Saw rejects and a lot of screaming ensues, but the whole story is flat and lifeless. The cinematography is dark and too much of the screen is out of focus at any one time. I found it entirely boring.

I Liked the end song very good music i Liked the naked girls running around and screamingI cannot understand why the director of this film and the rest guys who set it up havent killed themselves yet. I havent seen such a bad movie ever. Tooooo slow, nothing is happening through the entire movie, we see girls searching and searching... Girls running and running .. Girls screaming and screaming .. Nothing more, please do not try seeing this

While driving to meet her friends for a spot of camping in the countryside, Kati (Alexandra Lesch) finds herself lost. When she gets out of her car to ask for directions, her vehicle is stolen, and she finds herself wandering into a restricted industrial area that is home to a clan of cannibals.The poster for this low budget German 'Wrong Turn' inspired horror shows its star, buxom beauty Alexandra Lesch, laying naked on her back, her naughty bits obscured by the cannibals' hands, suggesting a film brimming with gratuitous nudity. Sadly, barring a brief shower scene during the opening credits, Lesch fails to get nekkid, her ample charms remaining (mostly*) hidden under that regulation horror item of clothing, the tight white vest.But a lack of nudity isn't the only way the film comes up short: for a German horror with the word 'cannibal' in the title, there is also a frustrating lack of gore, with only a couple of body part props and an unimpressive 'metal pole in the eye' during the whole sorry affair. For the most part, the film consists of Lesch running around a ramshackle factory, trying to avoid the flesh-eaters. As nice as it is to see such a well endowed girl bounce her way through a movie, it does get more than a little tedious when there is virtually no plot to speak of and a complete lack of originality. Chuck in a dreadfully boring final act shot almost entirely in night vision and what we have is an extremely disappointing waste of time.2.5 out of 10, rounded up to 3 for IMDb.*Lesch does strip to her undies towards the end of the film, but filmed in night vision (poorly lit with a green tint), it's hardly worth the wait.

"Cannibal Diner" is a German German-language movie from 2012. The writer and director of this one are pretty experienced when it comes to gore/horror movies, so the directions this film is taking should be obvious. You may be a bit confused early on as there are randomly two girls starting to make out and we also see boobs, pretty big ones actually, so is this a soft core porn movie? No it is not. It is all about the scare factor, but sadly this one is never convincing at all. The film is neither entertaining nor scary and the ending actually feels like a very weak copycat version of "Silence of the Lambs". The only thing you will see in here is girls panicking, running around screaming and they made sure these girls do not wear too much while doing so. The cannibals look like aborted creatures from Avatar and the makeup work is just as bad as everything else. And right when you think it could not get any worse, then the main girl character is suddenly out of nowhere strong enough to stand up to the bad guys, of course after performing a striptease for whatever reasons. This film is packed with sexual innuendo, but lacks a convincing story completely unfortunately. The characters are ridiculous and they have no background story, no shades, but hey at least they have big breasts. Yeah, it's totally impossible to take this movie seriously, even for fans of the genre. It is a hot mess. Watch something else instead.