Dead Men Walking (2005)

I've NEVER seen such a stupid zombie movie in my life.I'm one of those guys that usually TOLERATES the low budget incredibly crappy zombie movies.This movie is garbage! And that's exactly where I threw the DVD....dead serious, I've never thrown away a DVD in my life until I saw this movie.The beginning of the movie is AWESOME, that short cut scene or whatever you want to call it, it feels realistic. After that, the movie is a complete flop, plain and simple.The acting is some of the WORST I have ever seen in my life, I literally cannot explain how intolerable it is....it is THAT bad.The movie has just HORRIBLE and awkward camera angles, extremely bad acting....the zombie scenes are extremely fake and goofy, its beyond belief.I know I'm the type of guy that reads reviews for bad zombie movies and thinks to myself ---"How bad could it be, i want to see this for myself"--- TRUST ME, unless you want to LAUGH at how stupid it is, please don't rent,or buy this movie, don't even download it, its that bad. (actually you will laugh for the first few zombie scenes, but after that you get the impression these guys are trying to make a serious zombie movie, and it just becomes flat out UNWATCHABLE.....so its NOT even funny!)(in fact, their camera work is SO BAD, it should be a felony for these guys to come within 500yards of ANYTHING with a camera lens....they shouldn't even be allowed in a Seven-Eleven store, simply because they sell disposable cameras in there.)This movie had potential but you can tell they needed an enormous budget and an incredible amount of actors to pull it off, and not to mention good acting.....but this movie falls short in ALL categories. Actually ---"Falls short"--- would be an upgrade to how far off this movie is.It's like the combination of INCREDIBLY bad acting, ridiculously bad camera work, and general unrealistic prison scenes that make this movie probably the WORST of the worst, if not, it's Definitely in the top 5.I would actually avoid this movie more than ACTUAL zombies if they ever ran to my front door steps.

The story is semi-interesting. The production values and acting are flatulent.While watching one scene, I thought perhaps the whole cast was made up of veteran porn actors trying to have a 'breakthough' moment.At least it had sound effects -- but I'm pretty sure those came from freely down-loadable MP3's.A high school production could be better.I thought the blonde chick playing the 'scientist' was kind of hot so I turned up the volume. But her voice and acting changed that..

Dead Men Walking...Nope, not the Sean Penn film where he plays a killer with hair so fantastic it deserved it's own billing, but a play on the prison term used when someone walks the 'Green Mile'. (Oh gosh, I watch too many films). Y'see, after a 'bio-toxin' (YAWN!) infects a guy who gets sent down, he unintentionally spreads it, and before you know it, the whole place is crammed with zombies in denim. I speak as someone who had a passion for zombie films a long time before 28 days later and Dawn Of The Dead 04 re-fired the collective film going interest in them, but for fuggs sake, it's getting a little tedious now. It seems that everyone with a camcorder and a pot of latex is trying to make their own un-dead classic. Me included. Bugger. The difference between most of them and this film, is that the script, at times, struggles bravely to throw in the odd good, or believable line. The gore is pretty fun, and the whole thing almost over comes its obvious budgetary restraints to turn into something quite worthy. Well, I liked it.

This is the worst attempt at film-making I have ever wasted my money to see. Were the directors on crack or not paying attention to what was going on in front of them? They had a great plot and misused any potential. Like the last comment posted I love low budget horror films. But give me a break. It was close to a bad comedy. A repeat of clichés even the "Night Of The Living Dead" ending.(Also used in "The Cabin" I thought that was bad enough) These people topped that and should be embarrassed. Griff Furst or Brick Firestone. They both were listed playing Johnny was the only decent thing in this nightmare. If you could even call It that. The film wasn't even entertaining. I went to the last scene Just to make it go away. Then a friend came over and wanted to see it. Well He now thinks I have lost my taste in picking movies, Sorry Robert.