Rise of the Scarecrows (2009)

WOW! WHAT. A. FILM.I couldn't stop watching, the domestic abuse was a bit heavy but the rest of the film was a masterpiece. It reminded me a lot of the room, There was a lot of Tommy Wizeau moments in this film. Officer Brown is a babe, and anyone that disrespects this film is a Fat F**K. All hail the scarecrows!

When people say they have seen the worst movie ever made they are exaggerating. Unless of course they mention this film as the worst ever made. It was so awful it was like a train wreck, you want to look away but you just can't. In fact, this movie was hilarious. If the makers intended it to be how it is then well done to them. There was a basic storyline, no acting skills, no script, and well, THAT'S IT! ARRRGGGHHH!!! Haha, seriously, absolutely brilliant. A definite must see, if only for you to be able to say you've seen the worst movie ever made.Now, if only I could find the other movie made by these guys...

This was truly a freaked-out effort. I noted that "Dicky" wrote, directed and acted in it and made sure that the only nude scene was of his "on-screen" wife. Nice one! This movie is worth it just for the gratuitous nude shower scene, Amanda is very photogenic. Aside from that the sheer bulk of the actors is awesome, this is what the real USA looks like. The acting is substandard, in some cases you can tell the director (Dicky) said "Look, just wander around bitching about kids hassling you". The fight scenes are laughable. But the lack of "POW, SMACK, BIFF" somehow work to make this a more realistic movie, maybe. The plot would easily fit on a napkin, OK maybe half a napkin. We took three nights to watch it all but it was worth it. Because now we can say in all honesty, "We have seen the worst movie ever made, and we loved it!"

Officer Tony Brown chooses to relocate to the small town of Adams in Massachusetts after he gets fed up with all the crime of big city life. But he soon comes to realize that both the local sheriff as well as the townspeople are part of a plan to lead unsuspecting out-of-towners, such as hitchhikers and people with car troubles, into the woods to get slaughtered by scarecrows.This movie has a lot going against it, atrocious acting, slow pacing,characters that are extremely unlikable (for no good reason whatsoever), it's relatively bloodless, and the parts that try (too hard) to add humor are just cringe-worthy. I usually support independent cinema so I gave Geno McGahee a second chance to impress me after the cinematic sludge that was "Evil Awakening", but as mind-numbingly awful as that film was, this second attempt is actually somehow worse.Eye Candy: Amanda Negro gets fully nude in a gratuitous shower scene, it's not nearly enough to make the film watchable though My Grade: D-