Bluebeard (1972)

Spoilers Yes, Joey Heatherton, who is best known for the sexy perfect sleeper advertisements, delivers some powerful lines near the ending of this one. You would need to sit through the rest of a lack luster movie to get to it, but finally, at the end she slams out some great stuff. She put it out of the park, a real home run. She stands toe to toe with her male lead (Richard Burton) and steals the scene and the movie, saying: Being impudent is a pitiful problem but YOU! YOU COVER UP YOUR PROBLEMS! YOU KILLED THESE WOMEN TO HIDE YOUR PROBLEM! YOU'RE A COWARD! YOU ONLY KNOW HOW TO MAKE WAR! NOT LOVE! YOU'RE ONLY HALF-A-MAN! (Burton) I'm a man! Heatherton (Angrily and quickly throwing off all her clothes.) Prove it!

It's funny, but I always thought the Bluebeard character was based on a real-life historical figure, much as Vlad the Impaler had been the inspiration for Dracula, and Gilles de Rais inspired Paul Naschy's Alaric de Marnac, and the Countess Elizabeth Bathory was the obvious basis for Delphine Seyrig's vampiric Countess Bathory in "Daughters of Darkness." But a little research reveals that Bluebeard was rather the creation of French author Charles Perrault, and first appeared in a collection of the author's fairy tales in 1697. The basis for no less than six cinematic treatments, the character appeared in 1972's "Bluebeard" in a top-notch production with a terrific cast; a film that was, strangely enough, almost universally scorned by the critics of the time. It has taken me a full 40 years to finally catch up with this one, and now I cannot help wondering what all the negative comments were about. The film strikes me as a woefully underrated, black comedy/horror gem, and a tremendously entertaining one, to boot. In the film, Richard Burton plays the title character, also known as the Baron Kurt von Sepper. The survivor of a WW1 dogfight crash landing, von Sepper's face is now somewhat scarred and covered with a neatly trimmed beard that, due to some chemical admixture in that crash, is now decidedly bluish in tint. A wealthy landowner, the Baron lives in a sprawling castle in what the viewer must infer is Nazi Germany; a lover of beauty, he has already gone through six wives by the time the film begins in earnest. Unfortunately, all six of his previous wives were, for one reason or another, "monsters" in the Baron's eyes, and he was compelled to slay the entire bunch, keep them preserved in his hidden refrigerator room, and then paint abstract portraits of them (a la Humphrey Bogart in 1947's "The Two Mrs. Carrolls") for his gallery. And now wife #7, an American entertainer named Anne (surprisingly well played by '60s sexpot Joey Heatherton), has just moved in....Unlike Henry VIII, who only killed two out of his six wives (Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard), von Sepper here is a much more consistent chap! Burton is quite excellent in his portrayal, and I really cannot explain all the harsh criticism regarding his performance. The film boasts some incredibly handsome sets, solid direction from Hollywood vet Edward Dmytryk (this was his extra-penultimate film), and yet another wonderful score from the maestro, Ennio Morricone; a creepy/lovely score that will likely stay with you for days. (As I've said elsewhere, I'm just in awe at how many superb film scores this genius has come up with!) Joey, very much the female lead here, not only looks smashing, but also does quite well in the acting department, too (although she does not FULLY convince us that she's a 1920s flapper, with her decidedly limited acting range); she also gets to do some high-kicking dance numbers here, of the sort that wowed viewers of "The Dean Martin Show" in the mid-'60s. "Bluebeard"'s structure is a fairly interesting one, jumping about in time as it does. During the film's numerous flashbacks, we get to see von Sepper's six previous wives, and learn just how and why he did away with them. And what a bevy of international pulchritude is on display for the viewer here! We meet wife #1, a singer who just wouldn't stop singing, and played by the gorgeous Italian actress Virna Lisi; wife #2, Erika, a baby-talking nitwit played by the luscious French actress Nathalie Delon, who goes to a prostitute (played by Austrian cult actress Sybil Danning) for lovemaking advice; wife #3, a lapsed nun with a rather licentious past, played by THE American sex goddess of the era, Raquel Welch (though second billed, Racky only gets seven minutes of screen time in the film); wife #4, Brigitt, a feminist turned masochist, and played by steamy Italian beauty Marilu Tolo; wife #5, Caroline, a very young and indolent layabout, portrayed by supersexy Italian actress Agostina Belli; and wife #6, the increasingly randy Greta, played by German (future porno) actress Karin Schubert. All these fabulous babes give wonderful comedic performances, helping to make "Bluebeard" a black comedy to relish. But the horror elements are present in abundance, too; besides the six grisly murders, the film dishes out a mute female servant, underground crypts, a mother's preserved corpse (one that is just as hideous as "Psycho"'s Mrs. Bates), a cobwebbed castle, an electric chair and on and on. Perhaps most horrifying, for this viewer, however, was the spectacle of all manner of wildlife--rabbits, deer, fowl, a fox, a boar--being shot and killed during one of the Baron's hunting parties. No animal should be needlessly slaughtered to make a motion picture, I feel, so I am deducting some points for this gratuitous nastiness. But other than this scene, the film works splendidly, and is really grade-A entertainment. This is a story that can be recast and remade every generation, it seems to me, using the top female sex symbols of the day. I can almost envision a 2013 version, starring Salma Hayek, Michelle Pfeiffer, Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson....

No need for a long review here.Annoyance: the then typical American anti-propaganda propaganda effect in that Bluebeard had to be a Nazi of course, what else.Overall, the vulgarization of the original novel is quite easily drawn.-Bluebeard is no longer monstrous, but a handsome middle-aged man. -The room isn't filled with blood and hooks, but is "sterilized" by the concept of a refrigerated vault. And the rest of the plot modifications serve this version's setting not too bad, and aren't vociferously treacherous to the book...Finally, the beautiful women, especially the superb Joey Heatherton and all the nude really do give this the classic touch of the 60's-early 70's profane cinematic scope.Not as kitsch as others claim to be fair...

"Bluebeard" is neither a masterpiece nor a memorable movie. It is an outdated film... Nevertheless, more than thirty years later, it is still entertaining and funny. Why?Because this 1972 version of the "Bluebeard" story -a wealthy charming psychopathic who kills his wives- is full of sarcasm, with a light horror touch. In this movie Richard Burton, who plays an insane, is once again a great leading man, surrounded by a group of sexy actresses at the height of their beauty (Raquel Welch, Virna Lisi, Nathalie Delon, Agostina Belli, Marilù Tolo, ...). The film is deliberately and elegantly kitsch... Watch the production design, the colours, the hunt scenes and the killing scenes -everything is filmed in a cynical and sardonic way. The film has quite a luxurious package, it's like a psycho-erotic endless game."Bluebeard" has no place in the movie history, I think it is an underrated film. But it has good points, even if it looks its age. To me it is a cult movie.