Over-sexed Rugsuckers from Mars (1989)

A cult sci-fi comedy from the late 80's that looks like it was shot on 8MM. If you like normal films you won't like this one.A group of aliens (miniature naked Claymation ones) land next to a bum and an old vacuum and decide to create a new breed of humans. Thanks to the aliens the homeless man finds the vacuum irresistible and you can imagine the rest.The vacuum likes to eat by using its plug to pull plates of food into its mouth. Things get nasty when it starts taking lives and raping women (we find out the vacuum is male). Things get even weirder when the woman becomes pregnant from the vacuum which was the ultimate goal of the aliens. They figure the new generation will clean up after themselves.The acting is atrocious especially the detective who is doing a Bogart impersonation all the way through. Really the whole film is atrocious but in a funny, ridiculous way. You will laugh. The title alone has to get you to watch it.

Give writer / director Michael Paul Girard some credit for stretching his wacky idea just as far as he possibly can: it turns out the human race was just the result of an experiment conducted by goofy little clay aliens with big butts and breasts. Disgusted by what they see as humanity's lack of progress, they come up with a better idea: creatures that can clean up after themselves. So they have a person, Vernon (Dick Monda) mate with a vacuum cleaner (that's right). This vacuum cleaner makes its way into the possession of a poor schmuck named Tom (Billybob Rhoads), and in his house it feasts on a special tea intended as an aphrodisiac. Now it's a hungry 'n' horny rapist and killer that is soon on the loose! This is a very agreeably dumb, dumb, dumb Troma-esque comedy, a spoof of B grade science fiction, with tons of sexual elements, and it manages to come up with some gut busting lines and moments. Granted, one has to have a tolerance for cheerful stupidity, but those interested can have a fairly good time with this. It goes a little flat after a while, unfortunately, but redeems itself in its final dozen minutes or so. It's got a little bit of female nudity and a sexy co-star in the form of Jean Stewart as Rena, a lady with lovely legs and rock star ambitions. The cast ain't exactly Oscar contenders, but they deserve some respect for keeping straight faces all the way through this pile of silly trash. Monda is simply priceless as he proclaims love for "Dusty", the great love & home appliance of his life. The sense of humour is apparent at all times; there's even a TV channel in the film with the call letters of SHT. These filmmakers definitely knew what kind of thing they were making. This viewer's favourite bits include the lovably crude special effects of the vacuum cleaner on the loose, raping, eating, even defecating. There's even a vacuum cleaner lineup in a police station, and when Rena is looking at them, she remarks that it's like being on a game show. The non stop soundtrack features a bunch of entertainingly bad songs, including ones by Girard and Stewart's own group Ray Zone Day. Some people may find this garbage too ridiculous for its own good, but others, if they are anything like this viewer, will appreciate and embrace its awfulness. Seven out of 10.

Three miniature anatomically correct clay-mated aliens travel to Earth to see how humans have evolved. They decide to make a human/ vacuum cleaner hybrid just for giggles, but their plan is contingent on someone having their way with a vacuum cleaner. A local bum more than happily obliges. However the resulting hybrid has a taste for.....blood and sex!! Leaving the bum to go look for his lost loving vacuum, Dusty Thisultra-low budget curiosity is definitely a weird one, you'll never see a rapist vacuum cleaner in any other movie and the ridiculous image stays with you for a little while. The whole film feels like it was written on a bunch of cocktail napkins. Plot-lines and story elements disappear & reappear haphazardly and the movie goes off on a few tangents. Furthermore, the film feels too long for it's thin premise. Michael Paul Girard was able to make a minor soft-core skin classic with his later "Babes 2: Lost in Beaver Creek", but this, his first film, only showed that he had a lot of unpolished edges that he needed to smooth out before getting to that point.Eye Candy: Jean Stewart gets frontally nude My Grade: D- DVD Extras: Director's commentary; 19 & a half minutes of outtakes from the original cut of the film; 4 minutes of outtakes from "Lebanon Vice" (the fictitious show that plays in this movie); and trailers for "National Lampoon's TV the Movie", "Fubar", "Plaster Caster", & "Dolemite"

This was the best b-movie I had seen in a long time.The filming, special effects, acting, and story line were so horid that it made watching the movie down right painful!If you are into watching the worst of the worst this is the best! Its a great laugh the whole way through. B-movie lovers you have found your mecca!