Ring Around the Rosie (2006)

The film is simply awful and makes no sense at all. Still don't get what it was about. Some girl inherits a house and has to go there to clean it up before she sells it (she seems to have a lot of money so its sort of stupid that she doesn't get anyone else to do it for her, but anyway). Some creepy guy takes care of the house (or does he really? Sort of difficult to understand) and he scares her. All the time some terrible music is playing, and it gets sort of ridiculous - and not scary at all. This was truly a waste of time. It will be for you too if you decide to see it, even after having read this review. If you do that, you're really not that smart. Actors, plot and music is terrible. Don't see it. Just don't.

That was a terrible, terrible movie. Absolutely dreadful. Isn't even worth my time discussing it. Don't watch it, heed the signs and don't waste an hour and half of your precious time like I did. Why was Karen like that? She's a complete moron. Again, awful. No character description. The information on the movie was that she went through some long suppressed horrible memory. What was it? The movie never even hinted at what it was! It went from one idea to another, absolutely ridiculously stupid. Nothing was explained. Nothing! I am so annoyed at the writers for wasting time and money turning out such a piece of rubbish. Thanks for nothing! And what was that little 5 seconds of film just before the credits rolled? What the hell was that? What was it supposed to be? IT WAS NOTHING! JUST SOMETHING TO BULK OUT THE TIME! Didn't explain anything at all relevant to the movie. The writers are complete half-wits! To Whoever Directed "Fear Itself:Dark Memories" or "Ring Around The Rosie": I COULD DIRECT BETTER THAN YOU! I mean come one! It's common sense that when filming a movie, 30 seconds of film is a lot of time to be looking at the one frame, like, oh, I don't know, 30 seconds of Karen waking up and just sitting in her bed. I'm 14 years old and I know this! To sum it all up: Stupid movie, A waste of time, money and resources, and not worthy to be a movie from this time.

When the grandmother of the publicist Karin (Gina Phillips) dies, she inherits her property in the fields. She travels with her boyfriend Jeff (Randall Batinkoff) for the weekend, but she decides to stay along the week cleaning up the place and packing the stuffs. Karin has horrible nightmares and visions of ghosts of her past, while she stays in the house with the creepy housekeeper Pierce (Tom Sizemore) and her younger sister Wendy (Jenny Mollen)."Ring Around the Rosie" has a non-sense, absurd, confused and unintelligible screenplay. The motives and actions of Karin, who behaves like a moron in spite of being a successful publicist, are never well explained. It seems that she had a traumatic experience in the house many years ago, and when she returned, she recalled and lived it again, blending nightmares with reality, but the director Rubi Zack was never able to explain the story. It seems also that each one of the four writers wrote one part of the story, but they forgot to interact and put the ideas together. My vote is two.Title (Brazil): "O Mistério de Rosie" ("The Mystery of Rosie")

This movie reminds me of Ed Wood movies but it lacks the "charm".Directing is very lazy. It seams like whenever there was a choice of doing something in a harder and better or easier and worst way director made a choice for the second.The movie projects no energy and creates no interest - for me at least - seams like this aesthetic suits other people very well but I had to fast forward a lot of scenes and I actually skipped last 20mins to the end which was an even bigger disappointment: Another movie that ends with discovery that main character imagined everything.I like this ending in Alice in Wonderland but it seams to be very trendy with thrillers and horrors lately and - for me - it ruins the whole thing and seams very easy and cheap way justify the story.Sorry I am not very constructive but I cant say much more - it was a waste of money to rent this film.