FRED: The Movie (2010)

This movie is so bad , but I didn't expect it to be good anyway . This is for sure one of the worst movies I have watched in my entire life: bad acting , the principal actor's annoying voice , no fun , no laughing, no entertainment , nothing I wouldn't advice anyone to watch it ever ! The reason why I gave it 2 stars is because the ending was better than the whole movie ... but still bad .

For me, Fred: The Movie's extraordinary scope is summed up in two favourite moments. One is from a mid-movie revelation where Fred realized his true feelings, fought the crew, hijacked the thing, and then parachuted out and watched it crash into the sea to escape death at the hands of incoming military fighter jets. Another time, whilst Fred was driving around in an off-road buggy, he got distracted by something that looked like a path up one of the mountains. Turns out it was a path, and he spent 15 minutes following to the summit, where he ran over a group of hikers. Other than that the movie is kind of bland. Judy's hot though. 10/10 would bang Judy.

The only thing that would improve this "movie" would be its own nonexistence. I won't insult any reader here by trying to explain plot or the characters other than everyone one on screen must have been deaf not to be driven insane by the main character's screeching and generally asinine actions. I am rather surprised that the other characters did not kill this dope Fred if for no other reason than to save their own ears. His high school counselor would even have advised him to blow his pea brain out.There is nothing, but nothing to recommend this holocaust of a film....and yet, l have learned that there are two sequels. Surely, a sign of the End Times--and Fred is at least three of the Four Horsemen.

The "Fred" schtick was maybe good for a one-time YouTube gag a long time ago. It was pathetic that Nickelodeon picked it up and ran with it. This film has no redeeming value whatsoever. It's like 90 minutes of fingernails on a blackboard. Lucas Cruikshank has got to be one of the least talented people to ever grace a screen, big or small. There's no plot worth having. There's no character development because there's nothing to develop. The few recognizable faces in the cast are wasted and should be ashamed for stooping to this level. When would have even John Cena thought this was a decent project to pursue? "Fred: The Movie" is unfunny, grating, and worthless for anyone beyond a three-year-old's mentality.