Disaster Movie (2008)

Hahaha!! NOT lmao at this vile crappy movie- but at the reviews from we the reviewers who obviously are MUCH funnier than the crackheads who made this piece-o-crap!! Got this from a pawn shop the other day missed the boat back in 2007 or whenever it was made and finallllly saw this classic...jk cuz mm hmm it's truly atrocious but yes I will say these reviews are entertaining to make up for it I watched this movie and thought ok is it just me or was that like xtra xtra xtra baddddd:..lol yes it was so bad in fact that I actually felt compelled to write a review on a 10 year old movie

"Disaster Movie" is a parody of 2007 and 2008 movies like "Alvin and the Chipmunks" , "Enchanted" and "Kung Fu Panda". It's set on Armageddon. IMDB's rating for this is a 1.9/10 for it's stupidity. However, that's the point! It's being stupid with modern movies. My rating loses half a star because of 2 double entendres: "Chipmunks love nuts" and "Don't mind me. I'm just playing with my monkey." Both made me think "REALLY?" One movie reference comes after another, and I think they fit better as shorts rather than a whole movie, like "The Spirit of Mickey" or "The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh" with modern movies. If you really don't like the F word, don't see the unrated version of the song at the end! One example of stupidity is a parody of "Enchanted" and the ripoff Giselle eats a beer bottle and lets her lips bleed since she was unaware that it wasn't food. That parodies how she knows nothing about the real world. The movie is NOT genius, but not 1.9/10 bad in my opinion. "Night Patrol" is less than that, but that has a 4.8 somehow! The movie has something insightful to say about how silly modern movies are. Maybe we should listen.

This is the only film i've seen that i'd give 0/10 to, if i could.There's no plot so no point commenting on that. The film's nothing but a series of unfunny, stale gags and pop culture references, in the hope of finding a laugh somewhere. Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson are among those to get the treatment, as if that's never been done a million times before. The hacks who made this have no film making talent whatsoever, A year 7 drama class could come up with a better film than this. It's not even a "so bad it's good" type of film.

If any film was thoroughly deserving of a minus rating, then this is it. A score of 1.9 out of 10 is seriously way too generous. Sitting through this movie is painful. It makes you cringe, makes you feel uncomfortable, and doesn't have a single funny moment in the entire thing.There is literally nothing positive to say. The film is exactly as the title suggests - a disaster. Terrible in every aspect and the least funny comedy I've ever seen. The directors, writers and anybody else involved in the making of this crap shouldn't be allowed to even attempt something else. Not ever.Unfortunately, I have to give it 1 star, but it doesn't deserve it. If anything, it deserves a minus rating.