My Tutor (1983)

i am gonna be honest here when i say there is nothing special about this terrible 80's sex comedy because in 80's the sex comedy genre was not developed properly the growth,quality & popularity came in 90s.keep in mind this is not a soft core film that is a whole different genre this film is a joke compared to those explicit ones.the whole cast of this film got wasted no wonder their careers were doomed but Amber Denyse Austin was one hot girl sad thing is we don't get to see any sex scene with her.story of this film goes as a student named bobby falls for a hot female french tutor bobby is a pervert & a bad boy instead of focusing on study he goes to brothels,lusts after girls with his other friends.this film is boring from start to finish there is no sex here just some nudity & some kissing scenes the film tries too hard to be funny & sexy but it falls flat becomes dumb & fails to entertain at many levels i mean who cares about story or characters in a sex comedy at least some sex scenes or good good story should have been added here but sadly none of that is here.My Tutor 1983 is a epic failure film a waste of time & money there is a similar film called Private Lessons 1981 out there starting Sylvia Kristel go watch that film & Skipp this nonsense my rating is 2/10.

Don't get me wrong. I love 80s movies but this one really didn't do much for me. It stars Matt Latanzi (the poor man's Tom Cruise) as a handsome recent high school graduate who learns that he has failed French and must take an exam to make it up. His dad (the always nefarious Kevin Mccarthy) hires a tutor (Caren Kaye)to live with them and teach his son French. What she teaches him are a lot of bedroom moves and lessons in love. Meanwhile we are treated to several scenes of him and his pals going out and trying to get laid (complete with the goofy "we're teenage boys trying to lose our virginity" music)and several nights of nude swimming. Finally the tutor and her willing pupal make love. You know those scenes where someone is touching a body part and you really have no idea which body part they are touching?(is it a thigh or a breast?)Well this love scene has plenty of those. In the end it doesn't matter if you've learned anything or not; just as long as it looks like you did (thank you Assault of the Party Nerds). I recommend this film if you've got a Saturday night free and you've misplaced the remote control.

To the extent this movie is remembered at all, it's remembered as a better-than-average example of an 80's teen sex comedy. That's not much of a compliment, but the movie at least had a sympathetic female lead (instead of a snooty and scheming girl who deserved to have her clothes ripped off) and it made attempts to include romance and tenderness with the sex.Like the rest of the genre, this movie will probably continue to sink into oblivion. Matt Lattanzi may be a wonderful human being for all I know, but he's not a strong screen presence. Someone should have told him that being stiff and expressionless is not the same thing as projecting quiet confidence. The soundtrack is dreadful. Many of the supporting actors, however, especially Arlene Golonka and Crispin Glover, are amusing in their minor roles.

I thought Matt Lattanzi was the leading lady he is so pretty in this film. It is only when we see his hairy butt in reel 3 that I was reminded he is a guy. As aghast today seeing this twee horror again as I was 20 years ago, it is astonishing also to know this film grossed $22 million.......!! That is a crime. The producers could have at least bailed Olivia out when Koala Blue went broke. I saw this greasy drivel on a double feature with the equally cringeworthy SCREWBALLS. A friend fell asleep near the end of the first film and slept through intermission (we were at the drive in). He awoke during SCREWBALLS and absorbed that as it unspooled before my shocked expression. After about an hour he commented that 'this is the longest teen film ever made" not even noticing that something was different. Only later I realised thatthere was no difference and he was right, even though he had been asleep for most of the night. Such is the truth of these films.