Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)

No Bree, no 10. Random window washers don't cut it. Deuce deuce rehashes the original's jokes a bit much but I've seen worse. This show offers up some eye candy AND they don't dick around with the funny. OK, that may actually be 90% of the jokes. If you like crude, you're going to like this. Definitely watchable every 3 - 5 years. More often if it had sea snails.

The Deuce is wild in the long-awaited second installment of Rob Schneider's Gigolo trilogy! Hot off the heels of the under- appreciated sleeper Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, European Gigolo doubles down on everything that made the first as memorable as it was.First of all, the plot is aces above the first installment. Let's check what you would be expecting in Male Gigolo according to IMDb Plot Keywords: "obese woman", "character name in title" and "fish tank." For European Gigolo? Try "topless female nudity", "sword fight", "reference to Elvis Presley", "artificial leg" and "penis joke"! I could go on, but they only let you write a maximum of 1000 words for these reviews. Which movie do you want to see now? Exactly.Is this the funnier of the two movies? I think Rob Schneider in an adult baby costume has the answer to that question. In production, Schneider sat down and said, "We need so many laughs in European Gigolo that they will need to pump oxygen into the theater" and boy, did he ever follow through on that promise. You spend most of the movie thinking, "Man, how is Deuce going to get out of this one?" and--can you believe it--he pulls it off somehow in a way that is raunchy, gut-busting and often compelling. Some of the better examples:Case One: clearly drugged Deuce thinks he is fondling a woman but it is actually Eddie Griffin! Gets out of it by saying that he is on "space cake."Case Two: Deuce gets into an altercation at the Man-Whore awards (it gets better). My DVD skipped most of this scene but not this legendary exchange:Gaspar Voorsboch: "No, My penis exploded!" Deuce Bigalow: "O.k."Case Three: Framed for a murder he did not commit, Deuce serves the punishment for his crime: death by Dutch firing squad. As they ready their rifles one by one, Deuce winks directly at the camera and blurts, "you know what they say about the size of a man's gun!" before being shot dead inside an abandoned warehouse.Funny, funny stuff. An easy 9/10 for me. This is definitely the type of movie to watch after a few nose beers--or as the Dutch call it, "narcotics"!

Screened on free to air public TV in Australia last night every family here got to see the delights and charms of Rob Schneider and his arsenal of penis/gay jokes. Even our own 'star' Alex Dimitriades appeared as a male prostitute. No stretch for young Alex given his same role in the tedious HEAD ON a few years back. Isn't the film industry wonderful! Liberally sprinkled - and in one sneezing penis nose joke - sprayed across the screen in any home watching we were treated to noble Euro-stars hamming it up in a US trash comedy perhaps picking up some quick holiday pay or hoping this could lead to a role in a better film. I de-duced from the start that EURO GIGOLO was supposed to be funny to anyone who only laughed at body functions. Screened in multiplexes across Australia like most Adam Sandler productions (yes, sad but true) and instead of better films EURO GIGOLO is yet another reason why adults do not go to multiplexes anymore, unless forced to when they really really want to see a film. I am so glad this was on TV for free. Had I paid I would have wanted a refund and a year's free admissions.

Terrible, I can't believe how many 10s this has been given. It is not funny, some comedies can take on risky subjects in a humorous way, this can't and appears to just be offensive to many people. I am not saying this because I don't have a good sense of humour, but because I do.If you see this film is on, the only reason I would suggest watching it is if you want something to complain about, and sorry if you have actually paid money for this film. It cannot even be seen in the way that it is so bad that it's good, despite the suggestions of others. I do not normally leave reviews but was driven to it by seeing the surprisingly high score it had received.