New York Minute (2004)

This "movie" sucks like an Elton John-Barney Frank wedding! I will NEVER understand how the Olsen Twins ever amassed a fortune worth somewhere in the area of 500 Million bucks! They can't act; Their videos are too lame to be shown in a mental hospital, their clothing line wouldn't sell in a Gay Clothing Boutique, and they are about as sexually appealing as a bucket of warm scabs. This "movie" is more idiotic than Quest For Fire, makes less sense than a rubik's cube with one square on a side, and has the esthetic appeal of 500 gallons of warm, rancid pus. And has Eugene Levy fallen on hard times, to be seen for even one second in a bomb like this? WHAT WAS HE THINKING??? I wouldn't watch this "movie" all the way through if it would cure my mother's cancer! The only positive thing I can say about the Olsen Twins is thank God they weren't triplets!!!!

It was one of their best movies so far together. I loved Roxy, I loved her rocker attitude, clothes, outlook, name, everything. I think Ashley's character Jane made things interesting. Overall just saying, I hate this film, it was the worst, is not enough to qualify a review. I think the film was funny, the characters(especially Roxy) were interesting, and mostly I think the only thing people truly have against this film is it was the "Olsen Twins". There were quite a few other people at the very first show at the theater I went to, it was a mixed crowd, but mostly people my age(I was the same age as Mary-Kate and Ashley) and higher were there. If you want to criticize the film, at the very least see it first.

this is one of the stupidest movies i've ever seen - so unrealistic. puts a bad name to new-york. just really awful plot.it's about twins Roxy and Jane, one is smart, and the other is a smart-ass. after their mom died, they kind of grew apart. the movie is really bad, not an ounch of realism. they make a city like new-york, who's larger then life, like it's the smallest city with just 10 people. anyway - u don't wanna watch this.i cant wait for this 2 actresses to finally shoot a serious movie, with a serious plot, not childish.

Ignore all those comments where they totally talk bad about the olsens because they're all lies! Sure, this movie isn't something that would earn a huge award but it's still a wonderful movie for "tweens" and young girls. I, myself am a tween and i absolutely loved it! It's got semi-action, some humour and heartfelt moments! OK so here's a short summary about the movie: Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen playing Jane and Roxanne Ryan. One very sophisticated and smart while the other is the rock type. (the complete opposite of Jane). They end up in a huge chase with Lomax(Eugune Levy) and this psycho dude who thinks he's Chinese.(which he's NOT!)If you're an Olsen fan, you'll love it! so go for it!