The Hoarder (2015)

This is your average kill 'em off one by one spooky movie. The premise was decent enough and the execution was adequate. I was entertained enough that I wanted to find out what happens at the end. The characters were mostly two dimensional - nagging ex, the weird flirting guy, paranoid girlfriend, sidekick girlfriend, shady cop and slacker storage worker. And there was that quirk with the cop and zero explanation as to why he kept forgetting everyone's name. The mouth-sewn-shut guy was quite creepy and I was actually surprised to learn who was doing all the hoarding. But now that I think about it, it wasn't that big of a surprise. Oh well. Overall, your average scary movie - watchable, but nothing to brag about.

This film in theory should be amazing and creepy as hell. Instead, the only thing scary is the acting by the mono tone Mischa Barton. Three minutes in and I am in pain watching her. Ten minutes in and I realise that, in order to make it through this film I will have to pretend its a spoof comedy and pray she dies at the end for my satisfaction. I am only thirty minutes in and more bad actors have presented themselves which leads me to believe it was the director who must have been drunk on set to allow this film to go into production. To summarise, storage units are creepy, its a great story line but utterly ruined by acting that could have been out staged by a school play starring five year olds. If I make it through the rest of the film without chewing my own arm off out of frustration i shall include an update, if i don't....

Not a terrible movie, but certainly not great. I thought the idea was very promising for a horror movie. Storage units are creepy. I'm not sure what happened to Mischa Barton, but somewhere along the line she has completely forgotten how to act. She was just horrible in this. She was constantly over acting and obvious about it.The movie itself was fairly decent, not a lot of special effects to ruin it, and a pretty decent twist to the story that I didn't see coming.Not a bad movie to watch if you are a fan of horror, but don't expect too much.

Wow...this movie is pretty bad. The story is lame, the premise is as used as a diaper in a nursery, and the acting, especially Mischa Barton's, is...acting, and lame acting, at that.A good actor doesn't allow the viewer to see that he/she is acting. That's the point. If you're watching this and all you see is Mischa Barton, then she's not really portraying her character, is she? Maybe I should have watched to the end to see if there was rhyme or reason to the flick, but I couldn't be bothered.Life is way to short to waste on bad films. Trust the review on this one, the ones that say it's not worth your time.