Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre (2015)

Sharkansas Women Prison Massacre is a television horror film that aired on the Syfy channel. Tells about female prisoners who are running away but they are instead hunted by prehistoric sharks who can swim in the ground ... This film is very ridiculous, weird, bad acting, terrible dialogue, too many cheap dialogues, the characters in this film are ridiculous .. ... Don't waste your time just for garbage movies like this.

Fracking in Arkansas sets free underground cavern prehistoric sharks that can also borrow through land. Meanwhile five women from the Arkansas babes only prison are out on a work detail when one in the party runs into said sharks. There are two cops running around as well as a woman who aids the women escape into a shark infested trailer.In the film Traci Lords calls Corey Landis' character "chin" and claims it is an obscure reference. The character's name is Adam Levine. If real life Tessanne Chin claims Adam Levine is the father of her child. There may have been more obscured references, but I missed them.Appears to be a made for TV film.No F-bombs, sex, or nudity. Bikini cleavage.

Sharks again, really? This time Traci "Controversy magnet" Lords and Dominique "It almost looked like I was going to have a decent career" Swain star in yet another shark film.When a group of female prisoners transport gets hijacked it comes down to them and the prison guards to team up to fight off the onslaught of "Wait for it" Sharkasaurus's. Prehistoric sharks that can move through land as easily as water! As you can imagine it's pretty dire and the distinct lack of budget cripples it. If you can't afford to make a movie about these beasties then simply don't! Ironically the most famous performers in this film are the worst actors, maybe they just can't be assed anymore. Could you if you were in a movie called Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre? The Good: Couple of decent enough performances The Bad: WTF level cgi Generic, clichéd, the works Things I Learnt From This Movie: Every shark movie creator thinks that a giant shark can swim & sneak up on people in a foot of water Men are non-committal, women are mysterious Traci Lords should have stuck to porn

This is awesome, everything a good b grade movie should be except for being surprisingly low on gratuitous nudity given the subject matter.Underrated movie methinks, i'd have it at least 2-3 rating points higher than jurassic world, i mean it's sh*t and ridiculous but at least it knows it's sh*t and ridiculous and doesn't pretend it isn't and didn't cost the GDP of a small nation to make. The CGI is an embarrassment but that's OK cause you're too busy laughing at this movie jumping the shark by introducing us to prehistoric amphibious land sharks, the acting is a little better than horrendous which suits the tone of the movie perfectly. There wasn't a great deal of logic or sanity in the making of this film, someone just said f*ck it i wanna make a movie about prehistoric sharks that are somehow also capable of swimming through land (no, i am serious really you need to watch this) and have them eat all these prison porn stars that are on the most ridiculous work release program ever.Highly recommend :D