Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead (2012)

Wracked with guilt over the suicide of her bullied sister, young karate student Megumi accompanies four older friends on a trip into the woods: smart girl Aya, her druggie boyfriend, model Maki, and nerdy Naoi. Things start to go badly when Maki finds a parasitical worm inside a fish -- and wolfs it down, in the hope that it will keep her skinny.If you liked the outhouse scenes in "Dead Snow", you will love "Zombie Ass" -- because there is fecal matter everywhere, flatulence used as jet propulsion, gratuitous butt crack... this is the sort of silly awesomeness that only Japan can bring.We get this gem from director Noboru Iguchi, best known for "The Machine Girl". If you liked "Machine Girl", you will probably like this one, too. I mean, geez, it is zombies and poop... and then it gets weird.

Starting this movie, I thought I knew what I was getting into. I've seen many Japanese Comedy / Action / Gore movies in the past. I loved Meatball Machine, Mutant Girls Squad and Tokyo Gore Police. So when I started Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead, I was sure that I would enjoy it.I was wrong.This movie has almost has almost nothing in common with those I listed above. There is very little action, very little comedy and very little gore.So what do you get instead? Girls farting. Girls waddling around with their underwear down. A girl getting an enema. A girl getting feces smeared all over her. Tentacle molestation. More tentacle molestation. I felt like I was watching some sort of extreme fetish pornography rather than a normal movie.To sum things up: I want an hour and twenty-five minutes (and thirteen seconds) of my life back.

I love horror-comedies, pretty much all of them manage to bring a huge smile on my face. C'mon lets face it, they can be a tad bit dumb, gorish, logic free, even retarded at times, but I'm telling you folks, this one is off the chart.It was a sad night, when me and some friends decided to watch it, because what we saw there, stayed with us for a while. It is just depressing to see such movies, that sink so low, they don't even see the light anymore. Words, sadly, can't describe how bad it really is, so people out there, like me, will still be interested in seeing it, cause hey, what's all the fuss about. You need to be warned, others need it too, Zombie ass: Toilet of the dead, is the worst film of its kind I've even seen. And I saw many! I gave it 2, not 1, but 2, because, at the beginning, I actually wanted to see more, for about 20 minutes, after it, we all prayed for it to end. Sadly, we only got to see even more unimaginable things, things that like i said...stay with you and haunt you. Be the better person in this, and let it go, let Zombie ass stay on the shelf, on the torrent, and don't touch it, don't ever touch it. If "The ring" would be true, then that tape would have this movie on it. You see it, then you DIE!YOU HAVE BEEN SO WARNED!!

I think this movie just knocked PINK FLAMINGOS out of first place for the BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.The plot is wild enough... a highschool girl's older sister kills herself because she (the older sister) farts on cue to protect her (the younger sister). But the rest of the movie... you've got toilet vampires, a tapeworm that enters and exits anally, a mad scientist, a girl who learns kung fu because she's bored and watches Chinese movies, a cocaine car driver.The ending is positively feminist! The heroine learns to "let it out," and not be inhibited in the typical, embarrassed, girly way. In letting it out, she becomes a fart-superhero, a future savior of humankind.With special effects up the wazoo (literally), this is the movie you'll sit through again and again... bringing your friends who'll be amazed and converted.