Blue Seduction (2009)

I'm astonished this movie was ever made!! I would rather have surgery on my crotch than watch this again!! Billy Zane is a really good actor, why the hell did he agree to do this?? The dialog is complete crap- one scene really stands out for me.... Billy Zane cheated on his wife with a busty whore/skank that writes lame songs for him- she sends him a provocative picture in the mail, he looks at the picture and starts dirty dancing and OPENLY speaking about the things he wants to do to her not noticing his wife behind him who hears everything. He is startled by her and I swear his exact excuse is " Don't ever sneak up on me while Im practicing my stadium moves". I feel cheated out of 2 hours of my life, whatever you do- stay away from this movie!!!! I see the estimated budget on this film was $1,600,00.00, is this a joke? They would have been better off putting all that money in a paper bag, setting it on fire, then dropping it in a river. I would rather take a baseball bat, wrap it with barb wire, and shove it up my own ass than watch this again!!! Oh, and here is a spoiler-- Billy Zane dies at the end- ironically, you will wish you were dead too!!! thank you, goodnight

After reading the negative reviews here (with only one positive), I figured I might as well check it out for myself. Well, THIS woman isn't so nuts about Billy Zane that I was "seduced" into thinking Blue Seduction is anything but horrible. The test audience must have been on more drugs than Zane and Warren's characters combined in this film.The acting was horrendous and the plot was a mess - all over the place. The only reason I kept watching was because I couldn't believe how bad it was...like a car wreck you can't help but look at.Not worth your time even WITH a crossword puzzle in your lap.

There wee only three redeeming qualities to this film - One was Billy Zane, and the other two belong to Estella Warren.BZ is way better than this, and was actually funny when he needed to be and outperformed everyone in his scenes. My only guess as to why he's here would be that he caught some kind of misdemeanour conviction and he's working off his community service hours.This whole thing screamed of being a cable special. The acting was wooden, the production value low, the scenes where the actors were singing were so obviously studio-recorded I was rubbing my eyes. Overall, I'd have rather watched the Shamwow guy for 90 minutes than this abomination.I'm not a Hollywood wannabe, but I am a New Brunswick taxpayer, and the idea that I paid for this train wreck baffles the hell out of me.

BLUE SEDUCTION was tested in three states and came up with an APPROVAL rating of 8.9. It seems to be more favorable to females rather than men, and of course, mostly favorable for viewers who are not in the film business, trying to make a name for themselves! (Most of these so called critics appear to be wanna be's looking for attention, or hopefully fore their own film produced.) The basic fact that B.S., as it has become known on this page, is placed in the same category as FATAL ATTRACTION (one of the best BUT most expensive thrillers of its time), is a compliment, but NOT one that was seduced by the BLUE SEDUCTION producers. But since the majority of these "male critics" know nothing more exciting than "one bare nipple", it seems obvious that FATAL ATTRACTION is the only thriller they can remember.Females love Billy Zane: sleepy eyed, walking or talking, outside of Hollywood California, as the film WAS tested, and that is what was stated! If a man ever dreamed of being seduced, I am sure the drawing of that femme fatal would not look much different than the beautiful and talented Estella Warren....So it appears, Hollywood "wanna bes" would rather bash a film which the public viewers have already voted favorably for... how disappointing.Nevertheless, BLUE SEDUCTION, with the approval of STARZ INTERNATIONAL, will continue, because it has been offered a theatrical release....based upon its high testing numbers outside of Hollywood....something none of these so called "male wanna be critics" will ever understand because it appears they have never been outside the box of their own fantasy life in front of their old rusty Hollywood computer.