Darkweb (2016)

Words cannot describe how bad this movie is. The acting, the storyline, just everything. It should have been burned. Danny Glover must have been blackmailed into appearing in this piece of crap.

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It is not as bad as the reviews that I read nor the overall rating it has. I almost didn't watch the movie at all after reading the reviews. I decided to go ahead and watch it anyway, figuring that if it really was as awful as everyone said, I could always just not finish it.Good points: 1) The movie runs at a pretty good pace. I was rather surprised by that. I was expecting it to be slow and labored. 2) Not a bad premise. The idea behind a bunch of sick people gathering together to hunt down a person in order to make money and other sickos making a movie of the ordeal to put on the darkweb for profit is a good one. 3) Some of the story lines are not that bad. 4) It is not an unbelievable premise. I can easily see that there would be people out there that would do this kind of thing. 5) Danny Glover is in it. 6) There were some good fight scenes. 7) There were a couple of points that were a bit tense. I found myself holding my breath. 8) Some interesting plot twists.Bad points: 1) There is often a lack of syncing with what people say and their mouths. It does not always match. It isn't the worst syncing I have ever seen and it isn't so bad as to be awful to watch. 2) The acting is not the best. It also, however, is not the worst. I have definitely seen some movies that had way worse acting. 3) There are some plot holes that make some of the movie not quite as believable as it should have been. I added 3 plot holes to the goofs section and labeled them as spoilers. 4) The two women that were part of the hunting party were not that believable. I would have written their characters much differently. 5) Danny Glover's part is not well written and he does not have a prominent enough role. 6) I do not understand who some of the people were, especially the ones at the end of the movie. 7) The ending did not really make sense as I did not know who the people were at the end of the movie.

So bad it is almost good, so cheesy it could almost make a grilled sammich. few cool twists along the way, once you have accepted it is cheese that is. A name used towards the end is one of the funniest things I have seen in a film lately. The film has real potential, it is not an unusual concept but a few contributing factors could have made it deserve a few more stars.I cant rate it at the moment, I am not sure why not, but if I could I would go with a 4. I am not sure if it was all lip synced but I am sure that some peoples voices do not match their lips as they move, which evidently makes it pretty humorous, I am sure Action Man was hiding in someones skin!Good for a bad laugh, bad for a good laugh.