Airplane vs Volcano (2014)

I had fun reading all previous reviews and I found it so funny that someone could actually consider this a good movie. It is so absurd that its no use describing it entirely, but its release was as bad as The Core, to mention a flick as absurd as it is lame. However, I think it is worth mentioning a few things I learned from the movie (not even enough to reach 100) that get you thinking: - At the speed a jetliner flies, and the time the movie takes, the volcano range must be the length of South America LOL - An army private has more balls than a Colonel. - A tablet can save people's lives when all functions on a plane are screwed. - You can be strapped and dangle out of a flying jetliner at 10K feet flying over active volcanoes and not pass out instantly. I could go on, but I have work to do, so no more to add. Don't waste your time with this, I mean it. I wish there was a voting option of 0 but there ain't, so 1 will have to do.

Once you see that the production company of a "film" is The Asylum, all bets are off and you cannot take anything seriously. To wit - Dean Cain and his acting. For the majority of the movie he sits in the pilots' seat of the plane and looks like he's trying to sh.t out a bowling ball. The air marshall, who I think is Washington, the sweathog from Welcome Back Kotter, was a good laugh. The psychopath dude, not sure if he was supposed to portray some kind of middle eastern terrorist or Spanish one, but whatever. What a great role to ham it up. And that dude did. I really had to laugh at the military clowns. The general in charge had one expression on his face - that of angry constipation. And the scenes outside of the base looked more like a nuclear powerplant than an army base. Robin Givens acting was terrible. I guess Mike Tyson must have beat her so many times during their short marriage that she now is permanently punch drunk. Or she's smoking crack. Because she both acted and looked awful. If you've got two hours to waste, watch this or not.

This is a disaster B-Movie, its title is "Airplane Vs. Volcano"... yet looking at the reviews here, it would seem some people were expecting a blockbuster of multi-Oscar winning potential and a stella intellectual delight.Those people are idiots who expect too much.The acting is everything you would expect from one of these movies, the effects and plot follow suit.The purpose of this movie is to allow your brain 90 minutes of rest, in that this movie succeeds.Just sit back and enjoy the ride, let a laugh escape as you gaze in disbelief at some of the huge leaps it takes with logic.But overall if you're a fan of these films you know what to expect and will enjoy it, for everyone else who just came here because of the flashy poster, amusing title, perhaps you just have a love for Dean Cain, or maybe you're just curious how a plane can take on a volcano? Whichever is your reason, this movie will serve its purpose for you, there are much worse movies of this genre out there (Titanic II, or Snow Sharks for example), at least this one avoids the teen frat boys at a drunken party feel.In the immortal words of Bruce Lee in "Enter The Dragon"... "Don't think.... Feel" and you will have a fun 90 minutes. otherwise you can just sit there mocking and feeling offended that someone could release a movie of this style like so many of the other (clearly snooty) reviewers

I only watched this because I like Dean Cain. It started out pretty well, which surprised me since it is a SyFy movie. The scientific stuff is probably laughable but I don't know. Several stereotypes in this one. The colonel, the Arab who, while not a terrorist, tries to take over the plane with a broken booze bottle (aren't they all plastic now?) and attempts to throw Cain out of the plane, and the volcanologist who just happens to be on the plane on his way to join the monitoring team and is also a whiz at computers. The movie was okay until the last 30 minutes or so. Cain flies the airliner like it is a fighter for goodness sakes!! He uses a magma ball to knock off two damaged engines and avoids all sorts of debris, WRONG. I just can't go on with what else is so stupid about the end of this should have never in my opinion been made movie. Oh Dean WHY???