Death to the Supermodels (2005)

Me and my fiend Jess decided to watch this at a sleepover, bear in mind now that at the time we were about 12. Well, we found it sick, crude and downright disturbing. At no point in the film was it ever funny.Albeit, I do have a weakness for rubbish films, I like watching them just for laughing at how bad they are. But this was just twisted, disturbing, really, really unfunny.I'm not sure which was worse, the scenes between the gay photographer and his mute partner (I hasten to add at this point that it wasn't the relationship itself I found disturbing, but the explicit sex scenes), the European supermodel with long armpit hair, besides being unbelievably racist, there was a scene involving licking which was horrendous, or the sickeningly unfunny farting to death and corpse scenes.If you were mistaken by the title, like me, that this was a witty satire into the world of supermodels and worth a watch, take my advise: put the DVD down and walk quickly away. You'll thank me later.

This film was soooo slow, the jokes were soooo stupid, the gay impersonation was soooo old, the "plot" or "story" was soooo boring, and the supermodels showed virtually no skin. The first murder is completely unbelievable - the murderer hops magically over his victim - and sets the tone for the rest of the film. As I watched this, I couldn't believe how joke after joke, incident after incident, everything was utterly tninteresting. And the world's longest unfunny fart scene. Since viewer comments on Amazon had induced me to buy this (but even used at $8 this is terribly overpriced), I needed to warn people: no comedy, no mystery, no skin, watching the film is like watching soccer: a chore. (OK, it has Eva Derrek showing underwhelming T&A at the very start of the film, but don't get your hopes up - that's it. It even screws up the eye candy by giving each model an unpleasant visual tic, like thick bushy armpit hair!)OK, I guess it has competent camera-work. I can't believe anyone could have enjoyed this!

Thankfully, I never went so far as to rent this pile of crap. It just happened to be on TV when I was doing something else. At first it seemed like a good idea but it turned out to be what was eventually expected of such an undertaking. Drop dead gorgeous the models are not. They have been made totally and utterly repulsive. Its totally disgusting to watch. From the very start, each and every member of the cast looks totally uninterested in the movie. None of them seem to know what they're doing. There's no story and very little acting too. There may be one or two moments where one could come close to smiling but the repulsive nature of this film is just not worth that. Avoid at all costs.

I watched this movie at work and got some laughs. Maybe if I had a few drinks it would be funnier. The best thing about this movie are the two "asexual" guys's (Gunther and Gerd) running commentary and Eva's character. These three pretty much make the movie. They could have made a movie "2 asexuals and Eva" and it would have been more successful! Jaime Pressly's character could do a lot more. She talks to herself and attempts to entertain her supermodel guests with horrible singing and acting skill. She did a lot better job in Not another Teen Movie. I guess if you can see it for free like I did and have nothing better to do, it is worthwhile for a couple of laughs...