Bingo (1991)

This movie is a great feel-good movie.Bingo the dog is particularly funny.The dog is as good as Lassie or any other acting dog!The dog probably deserves an Oscar!The beginning of the film starts pretty quickly, which is goods as the plot gets going straight away.Bingo the dog keeps you entertained throughout until the middle of the movie when the other characters begin to take affect.It would be funny to see the dog play bingo online or mobile bingo, but alas he just generally does tricks, and acts a bit like a human dog would.This is a great kids movie, particularly for anyone that owns a dog.For anyone that likes to play bingo, then this film is not for you, as it has nobody playing online bingo, mobile bingo - or even going down to their local hall to play.We recommend this Bingo film, as much to see the funny dog as anything!

Almost competing with Beethoven, as if running at the same time, cinema wise, here's a fun family film. I'm not really one's for kid's movies, where there's a tiny minority I like, but I do love dog ones, as I love dogs period. Bingo, a stray circus dog just grows on you. We have the typical story, of dog befriending boy, after amazingly pulling the lad out of a stream. I don't know why the ratings so low here. What, are people on drugs. This is another kid's film that a bad and unjust rap. Let me clear this problem now. If you love dogs and kids movie's, this is a must see, especially lovers of dog films. Bingo, becoming part of the new found family, though David Rasche played a bit of an asshole father, his wife played by Cindy Williams who pops back up onto the screen. Bingo so smart, I mean smart, and cute. Bingo goes on another mission, to save these caged puppies plight's, from become fodder, which dog lover I am, make me sick to think of that scene, where there are real scumbags out there, a scene very reminiscent to the one in Alan Parker's 1985 drama, Birdy. Luckily, here's another successful savior. Is there anything this dog can't do. I'd say, probably not. Don't feed off negative reviews for this one, where I think this Beethoven pi..ed off Bingo, if showing the movie up. They're different dog movies, this one just happening to be an infectious one. Even if never seeing Beethoven, opt to see this one first. I guarantee, you'll be won over by this adept beauty. An almost enigmatically underrated movie, where you should discount the bad hype.

Okay.....I can't believe people are brain-dead enough to actually LIKE this piece of dog poo. I saw it as a child and it insulted my intelligence like no movie ever has. It's so bad it SHOULD get no stars. Not even the cute dog saves it. The dog gets drunk. HE ACTUALLY GETS DRUNK. He "saves" a boy...from drowning in AN INCH OF WATER. May I bang my head on a wall now? No, that's right, I've gotta stay for the most touching part of all: the boy and dog get separated and the dog TRACKS THE BOY BY SNIFFING EVERY PLACE THE BOY HAS URINATED AT TRUCK STOPS. WHICH, I MIGHT ADD, IS ACTUALLY SHOWN. Isn't that oh so charming and cute? Even if it's SUPPOSED to be a parody of child+dog films, it doesn't work. It's not cute. It's not funny. It's atrocious and stupid with atrocious and stupid scenes. The actors are also so bad that you'd swear it was a sketch from All That except THOSE sketches actually are amusing at times. The "special" effects look like they had a ten-dollar budget. Bottom line: DON'T WATCH THIS. Don't watch it even if you love dogs or kids or dogs and kids. It's bad bad bad. Not so bad it's good-just so bad like "Can I kill myself now?" Don't even make your dog watch it. This is the WORST kid and dog movie ever made. And it's definitely NOT appropriate for children.

It's hard to describe just how bad this movie is! Let's put it this way, my girlfriend and now wife both love dogs. We both love movies. We both hated Bingo! It is easily the worst movie I have ever seen. We walked out after 30 minutes and got our money back.