Universal Soldiers (2007)

If a negative vote would be possible, I surely would give one to this film. It's bad dialogue, bad acting and NO story at all. I'm not a big fan of Jean Claude Van Damme but I liked the first 'Universal Soldier' film. The second was OK. But this one is just horrible. It's not even useful as background noise while doing chores. I was waiting for nearly 15 Minutes for the story to begin. Then another Charakter showed up and the badness began. My first thought was 'who wrote this garbage?'. My second thought was 'I have to warn people not to watch this cr...p'. When I came to IMDb I saw that other people already did that, but I'm writing a commend anyway. Do yourself a favor and don't watch it (many other comments here already said that - listen to them). You would have more fun pulling your teeth.

what in the living hell was the movie company who even thought of producing this utter crap thinking about.hey the other version without the (s) at the end were a mediocre success why not completely mess it up with rap graphics , major part time actors who need to not over react, and yes just because your your 7 year old kid says i can create graphics like the big films....don't have a big heart or even think yeah why not and believe the brat, because it was utterly bad so bad that i can safely say after watching this over or so of wasted life (mind you i was extremely bored and its now 2:30am UK)that even the (lets milk all the money we can franchise) saw films are better than this and i couldn't even stand watching them.Turkey of the year... yeah most likely. Mind you at least we now know that you can kill a indestructible killing machine with a over sized wooden stake to the killer machines body and face ...even though all you can see is blood and bugger all else as in puncher marks or anything resembling wounds.which brings me to the make up section..... bit that made me laugh was the women near the end just before you see the utter worse part of 7 year graphics the killer machine that resembles the machine from the 2nd terminator, the wound on her left shoulder, looked more like she had gone to McDonald's and totally missed her mouth with the overcooked crap and didn't bother to wash it off, at which one of the food mishap she was likely getting told she had a chance in her sad life to act in a film. Did she know that it would be in one of the worlds most expensively done she will ever be a part of yet be the most low budget poorly produced overacted low sense no idea"experience not needed" movie .

You know, I wonder what this movie would have been like had I been able to hear what was going on half the time. Really, it sounded awful, absolutely awful. I couldn't hear half the dialog and even if I could it was overpowered by heavy nature sounds (including one particularly annoying seagull) and bad/inappropriate music.That said, I thought the film looked pretty good. I was impressed by some genuinely cinematic moments. Take away about 80% of the jv "predator vision" and don't artificially speed up shots (especially during fight sequences) and this film could have looked great. I like the "Saving Private Ryan" bland colors and choppy images but dial the latter back especially during the exposition sequences; it's too much at the wrong times.There was also some promising talent in front of the camera. Rick Malabri was quite photogenic though his character felt a bit one-sided and Kristen Quintrall was quite entertaining to watch though perhaps an errant boob falling free from her loose-fitting uniform whilst hanging from the rope snare would have enhanced the viewing experience. I would watch her work again...All in all I think of this film more in terms of what it could have been rather than what it was. It was butchered by bad sound and what I'm sure must have been too much rush and poor creative decisions by some producer. I could feel the art trying to break through but being stifled by time and business constraints. If nothing else, I hope all involved learned from the experience. If the talent of a select few is ever fully realized, than we might come to expect better, even great, things from an otherwise dismal and confusing film-making model.

... 1 out of 10 is way to much for this film.Where to begin, of where to begin! The acting is the worst I've ever seen, I remember my friends and myself acting better when we played "war" when we were like 5 years old. The image is really really bad. Special effects can hardly be called effects at all. But the most horrifying must be the sound. When the actors are outdoors, every 16 seconds you hear the same bird - ALL throughout the film! If they are inside, it's the same "mainframe" sound over and over again.Seriously, if you ever get the chance to watch this movie, you should. This is by far the worst movie I ever saw, and that is an experience like no other.ps: maybe I missed some, but I think the F*** word is said about a gazillion times in this film!