Report 51 (2013)

As I have mentioned before, and I feel it bears repeating, I have a very high pain tolerance for horror movies. I'm actually a fan of the "found footage" genre. I will quite happily watch movies that will make other people's eyes bleed.For other movie genres, particularly science-fiction, my standards are considerably higher. But for horror, I am about as discriminating as a swamp rat.THIS movie, "Report 51", was so absolutely God-awful I couldn't even finish it. Every… Single… Character… was so annoying I wanted to bash them with a frying pan right in the face after the first five minutes of the movie, and things went steadily downhill from there.There is absolutely nothing about this movie that is redeemable. Nothing. It isn't even a decently campy-bad. It's just plain old bad.Do yourself a huge favor and avoid at all costs.

Just really tried to watch yet another mini-budget 'movie' and despite my good intentions was so disappointed wasting my time on this cruelty for your eyes. Bad actors that seem to be taken from the street , really bad filming and a script that seems to be written in less than an hour with little inspiration of science fiction and thrillers. Blair witch was pretty OK and new in this genre of bouncing around camcorder work but this is just not good for your brain trying to make something from jumping and not focused images all the time. Besides that, the alien cgi's look so badly done also.. So yeah it's a horrible bad movie and if I could vote lower than 1 it would get -10 for sure.

Someone else wrote poorly lit and poorly acted, poorly scripted, not to mention terrible continuity...They were right, it really is a mess of a film...too much screaming, too much running, too many running down tunnels, why did the alien try to come thru the mirror exactly, bizarre to say the least...I didn't care much for the characters either, they were either stupid or ignorant to the fact of a found footage film...for example, when you get to safety, i.e. the inside of a house, you don't then open the bloody door and go out again and start filming the thing you are running from. There are plenty of other found footage films which are ultimately better than this piece of amateurish crap. ..and a note to Stud Lex who reviewed this before me, all I can say is, you haven't seen that many scary alien films if you think the aliens in this are scary. Let alone many films at all judging by your dumb review.

This is a found-footage alien abduction movie. It's very poorly shot, poorly lit, poorly acted, and on and on down the line. 'Film-makers' with no money always think the 'found-footage' angle is a good way to go. Everything about it is amateurish. Especially the damned incessant screaming. The women in here scream at the top of their lungs almost non-stop. Like daggers in the temples. If my PC had a face, the screaming made me want to punch it. Kick it. Just make it stop. Instead I turned the volume knob all the way down. That made the movie better, especially when the dudes in rubber alien suits showed up... Just save a few hours and avoid this headache-inducing mess.