Doctor Who: Planet of the Dead (2009)

This is virtually a remake of 1982's widely unloved "Time Flight", only with a bigger budget and a worse Doctor. Too wildly lit, underwritten, paced for an audience with an 8 second attention span, too noisy, too much emphasis on quirk over character and too talky from the massively over-rated David Tennant and that damned sonic screwdriver! - so, pretty much par for the course for a post revival Dr Who. Russel Davies seems love peppering the series with cartoonish fanboy dialogue and seems, by this point in the series to be ruling it as a personal fiefdom much the way John Nathan Turner did in his reign. The new Dr Who as always unoriginal and more marketing oriented than quality driven, and by this episode, that had become tedious.

'Planet Of The Dead' was the first of four 'Dr.Who' specials broadcast in 2009 in lieu of a full thirteen-part season. By this time, the news of David Tennant's impending departure was public knowledge, and his successor - Matt Smith - appointed. Written by Russell T.Davies and Gareth Roberts, this was clearly intended to be a light starter before the heavy main course later in the year. The Doctor, investigating a possible wormhole in time and space, climbs onto a London bus - the 200. Seated next to him is the beautiful Lady Christina de Souza ( Michelle Ryan ), a bored aristocrat who loves stealing valuable things. In her bag is a priceless cup dating back to medieval times, freshly stolen from a museum. The wormhole opens in a tunnel, spiriting the bus and everyone on it to a far-off desert planet. Nearby is a crashed spaceship piloted by creatures which resemble flies. The 'sand' is in fact the remains of what was once a thriving civilisation. A swarm of stingray-like beings can be seen on the horizon. They consume matter, destroying any planets they encounter. The Doctor has the tough job of getting everyone home without bringing these things along at the same time...Like I said, this is a fun romp which makes no attempt whatever to be Hugo award winning material. The jokes work most of the time and there is some good action stuff. The Doctor does not appear to be worried by the danger he and his friends are in. At one point he even says: "The worse this gets, the more I love it!". Tennant had the ability to take an average script - such as this - and make it into something special. There's no villain as such, not unless you count the stingrays. Lee Evans, one of my favourite modern-day funny men, has a small role as a dithering scientist whom the Doctor is in constant communication with, and U.N.I.T. gets to indulge in some good old fashioned Pertwee-style gun-play. As 'Lady Christina', Ryan exhibits more personality than she ever did as the star of the flop 'Bionic Woman' revival. Her character may or may not have been inspired by the proposed new companion intended to replace Sophie Aldred's 'Ace' had a series been made in 1990. Ryan's no Billie Piper but streets ahead of the wooden Karen Gillan. The story climaxes with the Doctor hearing the now-famous "He will knock four times!" prediction. The look on his face on realising his present incarnation is nearly over is simply heartbreaking. The flying bus attracted the usual, predictable criticism from rabid anti-R.T.D. zealots. What was the response from these very people to the even more ridiculous flying shark seen in the 2010 Christmas 'Special'? Deafening silence, that's what! 'Planet Of The Dead' is not classic 'Who', but looks better with repeated viewing. Which is more than can be said about Season 5 as a whole.

It took me a minute or two to get round to watching this first of the specials that will see David Tennant give up the role of Dr Who to a teenager who won the role in an online raffle. Anyway, I'm not a massive Who fan or anything so I only approach Planet of the Dead as a piece of entertainment and, if it can entertain me then it is god enough for me. As it is though this special just seemed like it was in some sort of holding pattern in almost every regard. In terms of building up to Tennant's exit, it doesn't do anything other than end with a cryptic warning of the future but it is in the rest of the special where the "doing the basics to pass the time" aspect comes over.The plot is a bit like Pitch Black but of course this is a Saturday evening family piece of entertainment so the darker, more thriller stuff is limited to what kids can cope. This is not a massive problem but it is when you temper it with so much noisy and silly stuff that it prevents the adults accepting it as well. This happens here as we have the usual "big, colourful" Doctor doing his stuff but too much silliness, weak comedy and daft action sequences that lack a reason to care or believe – they all pile up and the end result is a special that will work best for children and not the family as a whole. Things get a bit better in the second half as the creatures are introduced but even then the colourful spectacle of it all takes precedence over the rest. This in turn produces those terrible "cringe" moments that Doctor Who has occasionally – moments that remind you that this is not a massive American production but a BBC Wales production aimed at the Saturday evening telly crowd.Indeed on such "moment" is all through the special, and that is the presence of Michelle Ryan. Fresh from her attempts to break America (how she got the opportunities she got mystifies me), Ryan attempts to be light, flirty fun while delivering an action character. The problem is that she never feels natural doing it at all. She attempts to match Tennant's larger-than-life approach but she hasn't got the acting skills nor the charisma to make it work and she ends up coming over either wooden or like she is overacting in a "big smile, lots of teeth" way. Tennant is his usual solid self and matches the "fun" approach of the special even if he doesn't have much else to do here aside from the usual running and shouting stuff. Evans is amusing but a bit too obvious while Dumezweni, Kaluuya, Ames, Thomas and others are all TV-standard.Overall, Planet of the Dead will suffice for those younger viewers of Dr Who as it produces the standard requirements of the show. However for the casual viewer it will unavoidably come over as overly noisy, colourful and all a bit silly. As a "holding" film then I suppose it does the job, but the next few specials will need to step up their game somewhat as this is the sort of special/episode that you can forgive as the exception, not as the norm.

Not the best Doctor Who episode but certainly not the worst. Thought the storyline was a cross between Pitch Black, Entrapment, On the buses and that program about a time traveler in a blue box. Seriously it was OK not as bad as some comments say it is on here, the thing about Doctor Who is if you had the Daleks, Cybermen or the Master every week now eventually that would be boring. Dr. Malcalm (Lee Evans)is a cool character but maybe a bit over the top with the I love you Doctor stuff. Christiana played by Michelle Ryan comes straight out of the movie Entrapment and then once they reach the desert in the double decker bus you almost expect Vin Diesel to turn up. Them flying stingrays must be exceptionally hungry as one can eat two larger than life human sized flies in one after another!