Keith Lemon: The Film (2012)

(Originally seen a few years ago) There's not much to say, the ratings on this occasion speak for themselves, 2.6 is a rarity on IMDb, you know what it means and I agree with the people trashing this piece of cow dung. I turned it off after forty something minutes, as it was painfully embarrassing and didn't understand what comedy was, and Keith Lemon who is a likable, rather funny guy on his TV shows absolutely makes a mockery of himself here, proving he cannot make a feature length film with any decent jokes whatsoever; it's vulgar, cringeworthy, unfunny and one of the worst comedies ever made, a film to avoid like the plague. 0/10

Two words to say to this movie and that it Bad movie. Okay let me just that I have seen this movie called "Filth" and that movie has sex, toilet humor and you know what I enjoyed that movie because it shows what one person has to go throw everyday and all that sex and toilet humor works to show what that person does in he's life more like crying, but this movie has sex and toilet Humor and you know what I did not work at all this movie stinks of rat p** in a greasy old well full of Dead people. I never felt so dirty in my life watching the movie it is that Bad of a film and I feel sorry for the people who paid to see this mess of a film.Keith Lemon the film is truly the worse movie I've ever seen in my life.

Popularly viewed as one of the best British films ever made, the multi- generational comedy Keith Lemon The Movie is a touchstone of cinema: one of the most widely imitated, quoted, and lampooned movies of all time. Keith Lemon and Kelly Brook star as Keith Lemon and Kelly Brook, respectively. It is the late 2000s in London and Keith is, in the parlance of organized comedy, a "godfather" or "don," the head of a Lemon family. Unfortunately not nominated for any Academy Awards and not winning for Best Picture, Best Actor (Keith Lemon), or Best Adapted Screenplay, Keith Lemon The Movie will hopefully be followed by a pair of sequels.

Ten years ago, Leigh Francis was funny. Bo Selecta came from nowhere and really degraded certain celebrities who were a little too big for their boots.The show got cancelled, and then a new character came by. several series of a panel show later, we get a film, and it's really poor to say the least.i knew it wasn't going to be anything special, just a love in with a lot of famous people (well to us Brits anyway) making nudge nudge wink wink references to the camera, with a little sub-plot, involving a new invention.The trouble is, this sub-plot is stolen from The Jerk, the classic Steve Martin movie, and makes the whole thing pointless and un-original.They even rip off the fault with the glasses from the original.It's just a poor movie, harking back to those smutty seventies Carry on movies, and other movies like Holiday on the buses.When Kelly Brook is the best thing about a movie, you start to worry. I would give this one star, but it made me laugh when Paddy Mcguinness stared at the camera and said 'See you in the Sequel'.Delusional, but funny.A horrid affair in every sense, with no redeeming features.