A Talking Cat!?! (2013)

this movie was OK, a talking horse was much more superior. the cat was a superb actor, and it really warmed my heart. it rivals John wick, shawshank redemption, and inception. it wasn't quite as amazing as Star Wars episode one though. Misa thinks that the actors are star studded. And who could forget Johnny Whitaker in The Magic Pony. simply superb! he is a grand actor.best movie of all time

Honestly, I cannot find a single flaw with this movie except for the amount of cheese puffs included. They couldn't have added more of them? The story was perfect, cast impeccable, costumes plaid-tastic, and the cheese puffs sublime. My heart broke when Phil dropped that tray, but was restored when Duffy was healed by the power of cheese puffs! Eric Roberts should have won an Oscar for this, how his gift has not been recognized by The Academy is a travesty of justice. The filming locations left me feeling both relaxed and nostalgic for my younger days in a tiki bar in Polynesia, catching waves with Sniffy the Siamese. A solid 5/7, would recommend.

Human ignorance and sin are no match for the feline prophet, Duffy. As the one true God's semi-feral cat offspring, Duffy breaks the mold traveling freely dropping gems of wisdom on two families and teaching them to help themselves. As the clawed sage sorts out social drama and becomes emotionally invested in these individuals, he puts his life on the line in a dangerous traffic incident and faces a near death experience. Breaking from the traditional martyr archetype, Duffy pulls through with help from the two appreciative families in retrieving a magical artifact that spurs on his pseudo resurrection. Eric Roberts break-out role as Duffy will replace the Bible for millennia to come.

From the director of such homoerotic thrillers as Leather Jacket Love Story, Beastly Boyz, and Body Blow comes the thrilling erotic adventures of a young confused transsexual teen and his lovable but ineptly schizophrenic father. There's also a talking cat. Set in an imaginary land far away where the white spruce lined mountains of Wisconsin are only a mere 5 minute walk from the white sandy beaches of Hawaii, A Talking Cat's impressive 3 establishing shots of creeks and bridge will leave you breathless. This wild adventure will take you through the intricate inner workings of unfinished logarithm data, a deeply troubled millionaire paranoid schizophrenic man-child, and delicious homemade cheese puffs.The undisputed high point of the movie is the deeply touching underage homoerotic swimming lesson cut tragically short in a dramatic confrontation by a mother unable to cope with her daughter's unfortunate combination of ambition, competence, and integrity. With a wonderfully crafted cell phone recorded/engineered voice-over cameo by Eric Roberts, this cinematic masterpiece is one the entire family can enjoy.