Sabretooth (2002)

so predictable... no scary moments at all. very phony... just terrible terrible terrible. I can't even think of enough words to fill the minimum 10 lines here. I couldn't wait for an ad to come on to watch to give me relief. Experienced mountaineers??? sure.... like going into caves while there's a 'mountain lion' on the loose. This was like going into Jason Voorhees' house knowing that he's out there somewhere lurking to trap you. Can't believe David Keith stooped so low to take this role... he must be really starving. I can't wait for Sabretooth-2 so I can read a good book. This 'movie' was so predictable... no scary moments at all. very phony... just terrible terrible very very horribly done. I can't even think of enough words to fill the minimum 10 lines here. I couldn't wait for an ad to come on to watch to give me relief. Experienced mountaineers??? sure.... like going into caves while there's a 'mountain lion' on the loose. This was like going into Jason Voorhees' house knowing that he's out there somewhere lurking to trap you. Can't believe David Keith stooped so low to take this role... he must be really starving lol. I can't wait for Sabretooth-2 so I can read a good book.

Sabretooth was not a good or great movie, but considering SyFy's track record it was better than anticipated. Special effects aside, it is not bad visually, with some good scenery and well-shot scenes, the music does at least have a tempo and had some excitement and atmosphere and the acting while not award-worthy is better than average, John Rhys-Davies deserved a better character and dialogue but like all other conscientious actors he gives it his best. On the other hand, the special effects are really crude and fake-looking, while there is some wit the script is on the whole dull and cheesy, the story is formulaic with nothing especially exciting or suspenseful and the characters are underdeveloped stereotypes. All in all, better than I thought it'd be but still not a movie I recommend. 5/10 Bethany Cox

I need a pleistocene pooper-scooper. This movie is flat-out awful on nearly every conceivable level: Script, acting, effects, believability, story etc...You may find yourself rooting for the poorly cg'ed sabretooth cat; hoping he'll kill again in order to stem the seemingly endless tide of awful dialog.I am sure that if the cat coulda talked, he'd have said "exit, stage left, for our careers, even" but alas...no such luck. It has been many years since I have seen a movie this bad.I wanted to give this a 0.5 because a 1 is a bit generous!

Some random thoughts while watching Sabretooth: * Has SciFi Channel threatened to release incriminating photos of John Rhys-Davies if he doesn't accept roles in their movies? He's had a relatively distinguished acting career, yet every few months there he is, getting roped into starring in another bad SciFi Channel Original.* The creature effects are awful. The Sabretooth looks as if they took my friend's pet tabby cat Bob, stuck some canine teeth on him and followed him around the set with a magnifying glass. Thus, we always call this movie "Sabre-toothed Bob" * One redeeming quality this movie has going for it, is there are a lot of attractive actresses.Overall, this movie is pretty silly, but just barely interesting enough to keep you watching it.