The Vampires or, The Arch Criminals of Paris (1915)

Listed near the beginning of the book 1001 Movies You Must See Before You Die, I was fooled by the image of woman with dark eyes and teeth showing into thinking this was an early silent horror film, made before Nosferatu, but I still liked it even though it wasn't. Basically it is a six hour thirty-nine minute serial, a long film split into ten parts, The Severed Head, The Killer Ring, The Red Cypher, The Ghost, The Escaping Dead Man, The Hypnotic Gaze, Satanas, The Thunder Lord, The Poisoner and Bloody Wedding. It all revolves around an intrepid reporter and his loyal friend doing a little investigation, but mainly a society of criminals called The Vampires. The gang of criminals are led by Le Grand Vampire (Jean Aymé), and one of the most well known members is fake stage actress and Femme Fetale, Irma Vep (Musidora), her name is an anagram of the word "vampire". Memorable moments in the serial include a few bodies carried on back, Irma Vep dressed as a bat, a box with a head in it (maybe Se7en was inspired), chases on rooftops, Irma Vep in the back skintight catsuit doing her dirty work, the swapping of the back costumes and the sleeping bodies, amongst other things. Also starring Édouard Mathé as Philippe Guérande, Marcel Lévesque as Oscar Mazamette, Fernand Herrmann as Juan-José Moréno, Stacia Napierkowska as Marfa Koutiloff and Renée Carl as L'Andalouse. As one of the earliest ever French silent films, this is an impressive picture that relies solely on the actors and their facial expressions, some writing, and quite a bit of action, including a little stunt work, and it does all add up to an interesting must see. Very good!

A ten-part serial that took eight hours to watch with breaks, this thing defies not just summary but reliable recall: describing it is like trying to describe a year in my life. Chaotic, unpredictable, upside down, with endless sneaky tricks that defy our conception of 'movie' magic because they mainly involve Cirque-type human machines doing things that couldn't have been faked so convincingly at this date. I mean, you can see the splice whenever a character turns on the light, so when the bitchy criminal mastermind Irma Vep gets wrapped up in rope, then rolls down the side of a four-story building like a human yo-yo, you know you're watching history in the making. What's more, and redemptively, the stupid detectives are REALLY stupid, including this outrageous Italian stereotype who keeps nyuk-ing straight into the camera. There's a wild chase-fight scene on a moving train, a gas attack on a large high-society do, a kid accidentally shooting his father in the nose, and God knows what else. This dumbfoundingly imaginative, yet consistently goofy and crowd-pleasing movie could only have happened in a medium whose limits had not yet been properly defined - in fact you can see the definition happening on screen. When I grow up I want to be Henri Langlois, founder of the Cinematheque Francais, who rescued the world's only print of this film from the curb on garbage day. Hooray!

It's a cheesy, Empire style comparison to compare Les Vampires to 24 but, for me, there are many similarities. First of all it is episodic, although there is only 10 in Les Vampires.However the big thing that I noticed about Les Vampires was the pace of it all. Whilst I have watched and enjoyed many silent films, often the pace seems to be a lot more leisurely than I would like. With Les Vampires it's pretty much full steam ahead. This means, that you don't have time to think about the actual story which can be quite illogical, over a chapter and particularly over the whole film. Characters die and retrun to life, plus the most unbelievable oc-oncidences occur (just like 24!).I really enjoyed Les Vampires though, it rockets along and is great fun. If you enjoy silent films I would definitely recommend watching this.+

I can't say enough about this film--I've pursued and studied it for the last twenty years! I'm so happy it's finally been made available on video. The first time I saw it was at the Videoteque de Paris...everyday for a week I watched episode after episode but, to my horror, when I requested the last episode I was told it was unavailable! It seems that, just the day before, the grandson of Louis Feuillade--I believe he is Jacques Champraux--had the video pulled from public viewings while it was in litigation. I thought I was going to fall over! The singular reason I was in Paris was to see LES VAMPIRES and suddenly, I was swallowing a very bittersweet pill. Anyway, eventually I saw the last episode, "The Bloody Wedding," but not until some years later when the serial was shown in its entirety at the Art Institute of Chicago. FIN