Jenifer (2005)

One of the best messed up movie's i've ever seen! I've seen a lot of horror movies of all kinds probably thousands. I absolutely love this movie. I would so recommend it, if you are in the mood for some creepy and messed up crap. It's kind of a dark mood though which made my rating an 8 but otherwise I loved it. It's mainly about this girl that has a creepy face and everyone thinks she's evil so nobody cares about her. They say when you find love nothing else matters. I guess in this movie it kind of goes hand in hand. It's story had a lot of sexual matters. I got to say a lot of gibberish in this next couple lines so I can end this review loll. WATCH THIS MOVIE! You should really like it. Keeps you thinking..

To start of with, this is perhaps the only movie that I truly hate with ULTRAHARD passion. I shall restrain myself from spoiling too much in this review but to some extent it is necessary to explain what an awful "movie" this is.The movie stars of where this cop Frank is taking a leak in the woods and by chance stumbles across a man who is just about to kill this supposed innocent woman (her face is not shown). Frank shoots the man to death and saves the girl only to discover her true form, which is the disfigured face of hers. She starts to seduce Frank and they have sex...The main character Frank is one of the most stupid characters in cinema history without a doubt; He first takes Jenifer to the police-station but nobody wants to take care of her so he decides to let her live with him and his family. He will later be given the choice between family and Jenifer (who at this point has done LOTS of sick things already) and yea, this movie is VERY predictable so of course he chooses Jenifer who still continues with her animal/swine-like behavior until it reaches a certain point (where I had already lost my mind thanks to the amount of stupidness this film contains) and the cop finally decides to take care of her just like the guy in the beginning tried to do, he goes out in the woods with Jenifer on a leash just like the swine she is and it's not that hard to guess what is going to happen (like I said almost everything in this movie is 100% predictable).Apart from the predictable story; the acting is also bad, the music is bad and the cinematography is also really bad. Terrible terrible movie *shrugs*If you want to feel what it's like to truly hate a movie, I recommend this one. Chances are high you are going to feel like me after-wards; Gutted and REALLY ANGRY.However if you only want to see a good movie/horror-flick; best thing to do is to ignore this movies existence.1/10

Before I've seen this film, I supposed it had been filmed in the usual "Dario Argento" way. However, "Jenifer" is pretty much different from his other works. Although not being a regular Argento's film, perhaps I dare say it is even better. The expected italo-English present in most of his movies, fortunately, did not appear, but the pure American English! The scenes and the make up are better than even. But, the best part of the movie is the story of a deformed girl who seems to attract men with her wild sexuality, despite her obvious animal-behaviour and repulsive, disfigured face. She and the youngish policeman who gives up his normal life for her led us to fabulous and well-planned ending.

Itallian giallo director Dario Argento, of "Suspiria" and "Opera" fame, adapts Bruce Jones's 10-page black-and-white "Creepy"comic book story with its freak show mix eroticism and repulsion as his "Beauty and the Beast" and "Frankenstein" inspired entry in the show's first season.Steve Webber puts in a rather bland lead performance and his motivations remain as much of a mystery as those of Carrie Anne Fleming as the deranged damsel in distress, who is nowhere near as captivating as he seems to find her, while the supporting cast of Brenda James and Harris Allan seem little more than ciphers.The master combines pitch perfect pacing with a genuine grasp of the grotesque but the apparently inexplicable actions of a lead who doesn't seem to understand that when a house guest eats your cat they've pretty much outstayed there welcome and a telegraphed denouement ultimately detract from the overall effect.How do you get that head on that body?