Bunni (2013)

After a marriage squabble with terrible acting and dialogue we jump 18 years later as some drunk teens enter an abandoned porn/Halloween shop residence. Here they are picked off one by one and the plot is revealed once they watch the DVD. The film is gore-porn with little plot of decent dialogue. Mercedez Varble was a cleavage tease for much of the film. Mitchell Lee has no business being on screen in a talking role.Guide: F-word, sex, nudity. Male severed organ.

This is going to be very short because this film needs to be experienced.This movie is THE masterpiece of the "so-bad-it's-good" genre. EVERYTHING is terrible: how it looks, the story, the plot... Yet it is simply one of the most entertaining and enjoyable movies I've ever seen. It also is lacking the problem that most movies in the genre has which is that there are no scenes that I felt where it dragged on. The thing is, I want to discuss the rest of the movie sooooo bad, but I just want anyone who watches it to go in as blind as possible.

This movie starts with a girl getting a beating from her boyfriend for accusing him of cheating while their infant child watches through a crack in the door. 18 Years later a group of halfwits are out clubbing in Sexy costumes (well the girls are anyway). After getting drunk they leave the club and decide to break into an abandoned store where it turns out a killer dressed as a bunny girl lives.There's not much plot here but what do you want from a slasher? I suppose you want kills. Well it has those but they're all crammed into the last 20 minutes of the movie. I had to laugh at one girl who as soon as she turns up at the building gets murdered straight away. The kill effects are actually really great with old school make up effects. One torture scene filmed by the killer has some really nasty effects in it although it loses the effect of being filmed by the killer when all the camera angles start changing and the killer appears on camera as well, whoops!The acting is poor, the girl dressed as red riding is awful her voice was so annoying and her delivery was terrible. Humans just don't talk that way. The filming and sound aren't going to win any awards either, especially the sound which is really muffled for the most part.I did really like the killer. The outfit was sexy and creepy at the same time. It's a shame she wasn't in the movie more.Then at the end there's a terrible post credits scene that looks like it was filmed much later than the rest of the movie. Don't know why they felt the need to add this, maybe because of how short the running time is. Anyway it's pointless and adds nothing to the film.Bunni is not a bad film. If your into slashers it's quite a fun one. If you're not into slashers I'd probably avoid this.

About the best thing that this movie had going for it were the outfits the girls in it were wearing, but then that's just my opinion. If you don't like 'sluts' in movies then you might want to give this one a miss.It is a short B-movie horror, at only about an hour long with credits that seem to be 10-20 mins on top of that. I think they contain scenes of what happens to the main character, who I call Queen Bee because she was dressed up as a bee, after the night of horror and its pretty much optional whether you want to watch them or not. She wasn't a character I cared about so I didn't bother.Roughly 40 minutes into the movie saw a death match between Queen Bee and Bunni, and it was pretty obvious Queen Bee was going to win it as she was the 'good girl'. Would have rated this movie higher if it had some sort of plot twist from there.What finally sealed it that Queen Bee wouldn't die was that she announced she was pregnant. I slightly chuckled as I thought she was lying so Bunni wouldn't kill her. This made the ending even more obvious as a pregnant woman never ever dies in a horror movie. Soon as she says "I'm pregnant" you can bet your life she will still be alive and the end and the final scenes will be some cheesy garbage with her in hospital holding her baby in her arms and grinning like an idiot.