We All Scream for Ice Cream (2007)

Bet the writer and director had this conversation: "Dang we need to do another one!" "Hey, lets just rip off an old Stephen King movie, no one will ever know!""Yeah, no one under 25 has seen em... how about IT?" "Great idea!" Then it's settled, "We'll copy IT, easy enough." "Yay!" Says The Director, "The less work I have to do, the better."They high-five and laugh at all the morons below them. Then the two rape other films that someone else wrote for them. Everyone involved gets a pay check and the day is done. Enjoy the crap or don't watch it.

This movie was not scary. Instead of doing something truly creative with the idea of a killer clown they dropped the ball. The end of the movie was unbelievably lame. I was vaguely entertained by the gore but overall this movie's idea was the fault. The execution was very good and that's what stops it from being a one. The actors were very good in my opinion but the scenarios were completely unrealistic. I know that clowns coming back to life aren't real but i couldn't suspend disbelief. I really wanted to like this one but couldn't. I even bought this movie for 5 dollars and thought it was a waste of money. I'll never get that money back. Never. I think that's what the really scary thing is.

This was very very horrible. In all the wrong ways. Its basically about some handicapped icecream truck driver who comes back to exact revenge on those responsible for his death. I have only seen two episodes of the second season of this series and hope a third season isn't in the works. Trust me I love horror but this season and particularly this episode just doesn't cut it.The Bad:The acting is shockingly abysmal. (except for the Clown icecream truck driver who does good with what lines he has)The stupid 'We All Scream For Icrecream' song is used so many times it makes you wish you were deaf.The story drags on and on and on and becomes repetitive.It felt like a 2 and a half hour TV movie which is bad considering it was only an hour.SSDD is used and one word is changed. (For those who don't know: SSDD was used in a Steven King book: Dreamcatcher, while not the best book its bad to rip off someone elses phrasing even if you do change one word in it)It seemed to me that the story was copying 'It' also by Steven King. I mean we have a clown and the kids that tormented him and he comes back when they are adults to exact his revenge.The Good:Great Special Effects Good acting by the Clown The episode actually finished (I honestly never thought it was going to end)Conclusion: Please steer clear of this episode entirely, its for lack of a better word: Rubbish

So as I suffer from insomnia and was perfectly willing to be subjected to the normal Sunday night/Monday morning line up B-rated porn on my local movie channel, imagine my surprise to a bunch zombie-ish children standing outside waiting an ice cream man, who couldn't be just some normal evil character, no, heaven forbid we do normal, it had to be a FROGGIN STUPID SCARY PSYCHO FLIPPIN CLOWN! Which then prompted and almost asleep insomniac to be awake for the next 4 hrs. F a bunch of this bull crap little episode. Stupid clowns need to rot in hell! It's not as if things such as IT aren't scary enough but you have make the ice cream a clown, seriously can we not think of something more standard, no we have strike fear into the heart of kids, by making something that should be nice and sweet into this psychopathic thing that eats kids! UNACCEPTABLE! Frickin Hate Clowns!