Mr. Hell (2006)

The worst acting I've seen. No talent. Even worse story line. Amy Morris is such a pretty woman, maybe she could be cast in a better movie. The writers made the two workers down below such idiots. This movie has no.. repeat.. no commom sense. The special effects should be re-named the stupid effects. Nothing made any sense. I would hate to know I went and spent money to see this movie....Oh but wait, I did, I rented it. Well I wanted to watch a horror movie and I guess I did. It was a horror to watch it. The bad guys come in with a load of weapons to take over a run down toxic plant with one teenage security guard at the gate with headphones and one more lady security guard armed with a coffee cup and bad acting.

Wow, simply Wow. This movie is also craptastic. I gave it a 4 because of a great scene where a mercenary chick has sex but thats bout it. This movie is about a guy that gets killed by a little girl by means of a flesh eating virus in a research plant, or so it seems since they don't actually tell you. Anyway she grow up and becomes a security guard there and these random mercenaries show up for the virus since it sells for a lot. They raid the place and take over while Mr. hell comes out of a oozing can of slime. He kills people and takes their eyes to stay alive and in the end that stack of eyes is destroyed and so is he. The only good part is when the blonde mercenary gets naked and has sex then puts on her red thong. Bad acting, bad props, bad funding, bad idea, wasteful crap.

Before anything, I have to tell you this: This is the first movie I have EVER stopped watching in the middle, and the only reason I kept on watching it thus far was because I wanted to give it a fair chance.Seen Buffy the vampire hunter or whatever it's called? Angel? Those are great shows compared to this. The idea behind this movie could have become decent, perhaps even great, I mean, a killer that moves from body to body, although done before, could still be a great plot.You will only a few minutes in realize that this is bad, and I promise you, it won't get any better. The acting is absolutely horrible, right from the start. What teenage girl will be so sensible after seeing her father killed like that? Hell, she barely made any expression, let alone cry or scream much. Although that's probably more to do with the script rather than the acting, which too is one of the most things I have to encounter.This may be a extremely low-budget, no paid actors, cheap special fx production and whatnot, but that's no excuse, save you the money, or time even, and do not watch this. It's not even so bad that you can laugh at it, and that my friends, are really bad.

I feel bad for the special effects artist on this one, as they are the only person who should feel like they accomplished anything. The acting may or may not be terrible, its hard to tell when the dialogue is that atrocious. I don't mean c level horror movie bad where its fun, I mean just awful. The plot makes absolutely no sense, and the killer is resurrected with a plot device lifted directly from the killer snowman: Jack Frost of all things. The main plot device involving the eyes is hokey through the film, then all of a sudden absolutely ridiculous with the final fleeting moments. The sex scene is among the silliest I have ever witnessed, I have seen better rationale for sex in porn flicks. Heres two people outside! Now they're banging! Nowthe killer is there! Watching! Wow! The cg effects however are considerably better than found in most direct to video films, and are the ONLY thing this movie has going for it.