The Last Resort (2009)

When a group of girlfriends on a bachelorette party in Mexico get stranded out in the desert, they find themselves seeking shelter in an abandoned shrine built by a deranged madman and his psychotic followers and slowly find themselves succumbing to the whims of the spiritual followers still residing there.This turned out to be a pretty disappointing effort, mostly hurt by the fact that this one's so short it really can't get a whole lot in or explore the potential of it's ideas by it's brevity and extremely short amount of time actually at the location. The fact that the girls' out-on-the-town hijinks takes up the first thirty-forty minutes in a movie barely over an hour, which when coupled with the second subplot about the left-behind friend trying to rescue them, makes even less scenes in the location which compiles barely fifteen minutes of screen time, the majority of that coming from the rescue attempt at the end. That leaves us to see the results of what happened in the location but the desired actions, as the aftermath makes it look highly enjoyable had we seen it played out. With a weak back-story that's hardly explained and a decided lack of on-screen help from others beyond merely repeating the same thing over-and-over again, this one doesn't have a lot going for it.Rated R: Graphic Violence, Graphic Language, Nudity and a mild sex scene.

That's really all there is to say about this film.The setup, a group of five girls go on a bachelorette party in Mexico for the most obnoxious of the group, whom you can't really believe 1) anyone would want to marry or 2) she really HAS four friends, much less ones willing to drive to a foreign country with her.Anyway, after the protagonist decides that she's going to hook up with a guy she just met (seriously, does anyone really do that anymore?) the other four decide to take a tour with two locals and their "tour guide truck". well, they looked trustworthy. Up until the point they robbed them, but decided they were too annoying to rape. (Seriously, that's in the dialog. And they were upset about it!) The quartet wander into a resort previously used by some devil worshiping cultists, where an evil force makes them resort to cattiness and cannibalism. Yeh gods, its the epicenter of PMS as a spiritual force! Well, the last friend goes to look for her with the hookup and his buddy. They are taken out by the same thieves, but turn the tables, only to find the gals are completely taken over by the demonic force. Or something.... I think I stopped caring at this point and was just counting down how many victims they had left to kill before this thing was over.

First off the film quality was just awful, the music was even worse. It was full of clichés. Five chicks and a haunted resorted full of bad mojo. Everything in this flick is predictable. Girls are in Mexico doing the whole bachlorete party, they all get drunk, one "hooks" up, and of course they get separated, mugged, robbed, shot and lost in the middle of no where. No imagination what so ever. And low and behold shocker.. they start fighting amongst themselves. There was some bad over acting. It was never explained what the bad mojo was beside some voices in the girls head or how it got there. The evil or bad mojo possesses the girls. There is nothing good about this film to say except is was short. I almost turned it off in the first 20 minutes, absolute yarn!!! I had more fun cleaning my toilet!

I'll TRY to give this movie an honest review. So honestly, I wanted to gouge my own eyes out no more than 5 minutes into the movie! Honestly, I felt as if the $1 I had just spent at the RedBox was $1 too much. Honestly, I'm upset that the time I'd just spend watching this movie was lost forever. Honestly, I'll try to read more reviews and check out more trailers before I ever check out another movie like this again! In all honesty if there had been a little more nudity like I had initially anticipated in a "B" movie such as this with (5) beautiful women in it at a bachelorette party in Mexico, then my ADD mind would have been able to better focus on the entirety of the film.