Monsturd (2003)

"Monsturd" proves that low budget, amateur talent can pull off comedy as good as nearly anything Hollywood is doing as sometimes better. This is a funny movie people. The monsturd is hilarious! It's a giant turdman...if you can't find humor in that, don't bother with this movie. The jokes are bathroom humor, but their still solid jokes. The cops are funny as can be. Their not the idiot hillbilly cops you'd expect in a movie of this nature, their eccentric and angry and have problems believing what's going on, the reaction to this is funny stuff, I'm telling you...and yes, the puppet scene is pretty funny. If your a Troma fan...these guys out-troma Troma. Seriously. Kaufman has yet to produce, write, or direct something this funny. If you like it..check out the sequel "Retardead". It's a gory, funny, zombie flick with a cool twist ending.

Saying this film was so bad it was good would be wrong. It's terrible. But in my defense, I'm a huge fan of bad horror and potty humor. Just can't resist. It was only natural that I should pick up this little turd of a flick at my video store purely for the title and it's cover.As the film begins a cute little blonde girl is asking her father to tell her a bedtime story. Instead, he asks her to tell him one. Her tale begins in the setting of a little place called Butte County (get it?) where a science experiment goes very wrong. Born is the giant Turd Monster (long story short) that craps all over everyone in its path. The monster itself resembles little piles of fake rubber doggy-doo all glued together! The movie isn't hilarious, but I laughed in spite of myself. It's in the vein of "Redneck Zombies", but not nearly as funny. Monsturd isn't a Troma flick, but it should be!This is a gross-out flick, pure and simple. Don't expect too much and you won't be disappointed.

I just watched Monsturd. It was dumb movie, but it was supposed to be that way.Although I've seen better, I thought it was pretty good.Lots of funny parts. My favorite part is when the sketch artist is talking to the little girl and asking all kinds of crazy questions. It was hilarious.I also loved how the monster smeared crap all over the bathrooms and wrote messages on the walls. I saw another poster say something about a Monsturd 2, I don't know if that's true or not but if it is I'll definitely pick it up. If you're into low budget horror/comedies, Monsturd is worth a watch.

The makers of Monsturd set out to make a movie that would be so "crappy" it's funny. They even tried adding jokes in and funny bits. Oh they're funny, but just because grown people actually spent hours of their lives dedicated to this. Here's the thing, if you like horrible movies with horrible acting for the sake of laughing at it, this is one to see once and probably only once. If nothing else it'll make you feel a lot better about what you're doing with your life. Also, the more people you're watching this with the better. I'd give a grade or a star to this movie, but it's not even worthy of that. In fact, it's not even worthy of being called a movie. It's just, Monsturd...the biggest piece of crap man ever created. So yeah, go rent it.