Feeders (1996)

Unfortunately the scale only goes down to 1 from 10. If possible this would be rated -10. One day while working at Blockbuster, a movie magically appeared on one of the shelves on the New Release wall. I picked up the box and it looked like an interesting movie to watch and I thought it was a twisted version of the movie "Critters". To my amazement I watched "Feeders" and it turned out to be the most awful movie I have ever come across. I could not even finish the movie and that is saying something. When I absolutely could not stand to watch this movie anymore, I immediately called my best friend and told him he has to watch this too. We are avid movie watchers and strive on trying to find really, really bad films and this one sure topped the cake. In fact, I had to black out this movie from my mind because it really truly was the worst movie ever made. I had to call my friend 10 years later to find out what it was called again. At the time it was not very hilarious but now it is. If you would really like to watch one of the worst movies ever made watch this one. I would be surprised if you could make it through the hole thing. The best, I mean, worst part of the film was the special effects. A school full of special education students could come up with something better for the special effects than the effects artists for this film. The aliens look like walking turkey legs. The previous comment explains it pretty well too. Whoever edited this movie forgot to delete the scenes that needed to be deleted. Needless to say, if this movie is to come out on DVD, I would definitely buy it. The only thing is if they were to build the DVD correctly, they should put the entire original film in the 'deleted scenes' section.This movie is a must see for those in this world looking for absolutely the world's worst movie. After watching this film, the IMDb's Bottom 100 are actually appealing. No other film can even touch this. If you think one exists, please contact me. This film should have a disclaimer. Please exercise caution if you wish to watch this film. It could be psychologically damaging and may cause a 10 year blackout period. This is not meant to be seen by movie rookies (Trust me, the truth has been spoken).

Schindler's List, Casablanca, and now Feeders. These are some of the must see movies of all time. What can I say about such a classic? It's tough to begin. Feeders is the high tech thriller directed and staring the highly acclaimed Polonia Brothers, the same directors that brought you Saurians and Holla if I Kill You. If you like the movie "Alien" you will love this one. Not only do the Feeders come out of victims stomaches but they also spit acid. Truly terrifying and completely original.The movie begins with the Feeders landing in rural Pennsylvania, the perfect spot to begin a takeover of the world. They attack a few ugly people in town and then turn their sights to the Polonia brothers. After nearly 20 minutes of high speed action, and a brief cameo from Lynette from Suarians, the aliens finally reach Allen Polonia and make a clone out of him. This is where the movie magic occurs. One Allen is fantastic, two is orgasmic. Watch this movie and get a hard on. Allen is to die for. I am not gay but I would certainly rub that guy's back and lick his balls. I give this movie my biggest thumbs up. Watch it, and you won't be disappointed!

Try and imagine all of the positive things one could possibly associate with a movie. Exciting plot, suspense, humor, good acting, cool looking special effects, etc. Its a very rare thing to find a movie that unintentionally contains absolutely NONE of these things. Feeders (and its sequel) are such movies. I love watching bad movies. I usually find that the really bad special effects and the inept acting found in a lot of movies are hilarious. Although Feeders certainly contained horrible special effects and incompetent acting, there was nothing funny about this film. After what seemed like five hours the movie finally came to an end. I wasn't angry that the movie sucked. I wasn't sad, or disgusted, or anything else. I wasn't really feeling any emotion at all. It was as if my soul had been killed. And for the rest of that day all of the happiness and color and joy in the world was dead to me.Don't watch this film just to see how bad it is for yourselves. I did and I regret it.

What do you get when you combine the acting/directing/scriptwriting of John Polonia and John McBride, along with the stunning visual effects of Phillip Ogden?A steaming fen of cinematic s**t, that both amuses and enriches all movie watching after seeing this movie. I've rented this movie 8 times, and I have had all of my friends watch it, as well as my mother and uncle. It seriously is probably the funniest movie I've ever seen. You can't beat special effects that consist of someone drawing stuff on the film with a crayon...And to all you guys who watch this movie...I have a few funny things you should watch for. Watch John Polonia's socks throughout the movie, especially during the scenes in which they run through the forrest. Watch closely the scene when John McBride gets out of the car to run into the doctors office. Watch closely the scene when they listen to the radio report in the car. Notice the pictures that John McBride takes at the flood site, and pay attention to what he says and than does in the next scene.This movie is simply fraught with mistakes and bad effects...Just go rent it, you won't stop laughing.