Galactic Gigolo (1987)

Same story really...Titan productions (Charles Band label) release awful Gorman Bechard movie that has extremely low production values, largely terrible acting, horrid script and is generally terrible.Toni Whyte as Kelly is rather delightful in (two) small roles but she never did anything else. To be honest she is the only decent thing about this crass, ludicrous excuse of a movie. Bechard is a talentless hack who was presumably only lucky enough to have films released by Full Moon because they are greedy. Having said that I'd be surprised if his three films released by them actually made much return. Best aspect of this film? The classy artwork on the DVD sleeve.

Most people fail to see the charm of this little movie, but I think its just misunderstood. Sure the script is cheesy, the acting overdone, the music B-grade porn and the vegetable suits aren't fooling anybody (we know there's humans under that green makeup!) but that is the point. This is a movie about vegetables, made by vegetables, that explores the ultimate vegetable fantasy - having sex with every human woman in town. In order to fully understand things from a vegetable's point-of-view you must become a vegetable yourself; be it from drink, drugs or days of sleep deprivation.Need further help achieving the appropriate level of braindeadliness? Check out psycho_sapiens' Galactic Gigolo drinking game on the message board! Irresistible broccoli, incestuous hasidic rednecks, gangster stooges, gonzo journalists, perverted cameramen, sex and boobies - this movie has everything! 2 thumbs up, just remember to switch your brain off first.

Ok, maybe I'm sick and twisted, but I love Psychos in Love. It looks like it was shot for $153 over a series of long weekends with a bunch of friends kicking in just to say they did it, but it's funny and doesn't pretend to be anything more than what it is. It works in its own way... a silly premise, decent script, ample references, a few good jokes, and a fun cast make it worth it.When most everyone got together to do Galactic Gigolo... well, they just didn't click as well. It's almost as though they tried to be too ambitious and try to be funny this go around. They tried to be more. It just doesn't work as well.There are still some good bits in this movie... it's more just watching the individuals and things in the background that makes this humor work when it does. But it isn't quite the same as a whole.If you can find this, give it a shot... and then try to find Psychos in Love.

That about sums it up. It is the worst movie I have ever viewed as of this date. I thought that it would be campy and humorous, but I was sorely mistaken. This is an ultra-poor quality film (in all aspects of the word poor) which tries to mask itself as a cult movie. Its largest problem, in my opinion, (besides the horrible acting and deplorable plot) is that it combines childish "Shining Time Station" type acting with some scenes of nudity and lesbianism. If it wasn't for the nudity, I would think that it was a kids film. But they throw that nudity in there so it doesn't appeal to any age group. It is too childish/silly for the teens/adults, and it has enough nudity in it that is not appropriate for children. I am not going to waste any more of my time on this horrible waste of magnetic tape (and the cardboard in the box that it came in).