Eat the Schoolgirl: Osaka Telephone Club (1997)

If you've seen director Naoyuki Tomomatsu's zombie film Stacy and thought that was a bizarre little flick, wait until you get a load of Eat the Schoolgirl. Full of sex, revolting gore, rape, and general weirdness, this sleazy 60 minute exercise in extreme cinema doesn't make a lot of sense, but is short enough to ensure that it never gets boring (that's the understatement of the decade!).The film OPENS with a hot Japanese chick performing phone sex whilst her client has a five-knuckle shuffle, and gets worse (or better, depending on your point-of-view) from that point on: we get to see a psycho killer who likes to dress as a schoolgirl and mutilate his female victims before jerking off over their wounds (in one case, after completely disembowelling them!); a sexy angel (minus her wings) who isn't quite as angelic as she looks; and some Yakuza gangsters who abduct a woman, rape her, and then administer an enema—whilst filming the whole thing!At times, with its incomprehensible narrative and 'creative' cinematography, Eat the Schoolgirl resembles an art-house film; for most of its running time, however, it's simply a classic example of extreme Eastern excess, and one you won't forget in a hurry.

Disturbing and sick erotic thriller. Two guys work for mobsters. Each of these guys is very horny in their own way. With one only being able to ejaculate after killing someone. To each their own. Eat the Schoolgirl is here to shock and titillate in a very sadistic way. The film is filled with rapes, violence, and violent sex. There's also an angel, and a rather nasty scene involving poo. The film never pushes itself far enough. It would have been more successful had it just been balls out horrific. If you're into your Japanese pinku movies, this is probably one of the better ones, as it never really pauses for any real acting.

If you like porn, rather get the real stuff instead. Music is annoyingly cutting... I mean it's not working. I mean I've seen better stuff... this has got no plot...It's just trying to make you feel sick? Not working not for me... this is crap.The intermediate scenes look like crap... the sounds are awful. I had a friend in college who would have liked this kinda stuff as it's little different, well he does noise, I guess if you're into noise, and think it's good music well then you might like.I mean you won't be missing anything by skipping this one... I wonder why do I watch so much crap.I'd give this one 3/10 so keep away... keep away. Although I have seen worse... if you like the dominating japporno get that instead.

Directed by Naoyuki Tomomatsu,"Eat the Schoolgirl" concerns two young adults who made a dirty work for a yakuza gang by making sadistic rape/snuff films.Both of them are sexually obsessed;one is addicted to telephone sex whilst the other can only function sexually,whilst seeing mutilated female corpses.Throughout the film,he is visited by a naked female angel who tells him to go out and kill."Eat the Schoolgirl" is a sick and disturbing Japanese horror flick.It contains lots of rape and sexual abuse.We see Japanese women viciously raped,sexually degraded and even given forced enemas by misogynist Yakuza members.Unlike rather amusing "Stacy","Eat the Schoolgirl" is devoid of humour and that's why it's so incredibly offensive.The violence is truly brutal and sadistic and the gore effects are sickening.The rape scenes are nasty and the level of sexual violence is very high.7 out of 10.You'll need a cold shower after watching this sickie.