The Package (2018)

I normally like stupid immature humor like this (Super Troopers, American Pie esque) BUT this isn't funny...it is watchable at first but the writing and jokes are pretty lazy and they get worse as the movie goes on...a couple of the actors are clearly better than the film they're in but nothing in here is better than just okay.Only watchable if you literally have nothing else to watch or do.

Overt sexualtion of teenagers. I see a lot of people on here who realize (ever since the members of the council on foreign reLations become the majority shareholders of Netflix, shady. A lot of stuff is tied back to them if you follow the money) that Netflix pushes the same agenda as everywhere else, including fox, whom a lot of people don't seem to understand is nothing more than bare minimum manufactured resistance to the rest of the "left" leaning media. It's the same thing, but If they were all pushing the exAxt same stuff without one of them at least partially trying to take the other side, the echo chamber produced would be pretty obviously identified as the weapon it is. The two sides exist to make us feel like we have a choice, we don't. Point being, when Netflix isn't pushing that stuff, they are overtly sexualizing teenagers and even kids. Watch that cartoon "Big Mouth" if you don't believe me with that in mind. We're so desensitized to it we don't even realzie how prevalent it is until someone points it out, in which case people will actively deny and fight to the bone to not have to accept that they could be duped into watching something that's doing that without realizing it. This movie itself isn't horrible, had a funny moment or two from what I saw but it's gross in a borderline criminal sense.

I'm just trying to have a good time on Netflix, browsing around and I see the trailer for this movie-- which doesn't allude to showing any full scenes of a severed penis. It seemed like it would be worthwhile to watch for a college student with a sense of humor. Spoiler alert: it's not a funny movie. It's like a twelve year old boy came up with every single plot and joke. It's also disgusting to the point where it couldn't possibly be funny, it shows shots of a realistic non-blurred severed penis being puked on, sucked on, thrown in the sand, cleaned, hair tweezed off of it, thrown in a toilet, cut off with a scissors, etc. Like I don't understand how that's even comedic?? It's just gross? Not to mention the entire movie has characters portrayed to be juniors in high school, people who are supposed to be younger than the viewing age of 18+, how are college aged kids and above going to find this comedic at all? It's gross. It has stale jokes. It makes me cringe. Probably one of the worst movies Netflix has produced, so bad that I had to stop watching and find a platform to review it on so I could share how much I didn't enjoy watching this movie.

I realy could live with that dumb story of four friends chasing through the woods to get "the package" back to their friend, but they are wasting so much time with dumb dialogues that I kind of got angry! It's not the fault of those young actors, it's just the worst plot someone could possibly imagine. If those 4 people were my friends, they wouldn't be afterwards anymore.