Killing Hasselhoff (2017)

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark. A WWE Studios Film starring Ken Jeong and David Hasselhoff? It must be an instant classic for sure right? RIGHT? I mean common people did you expect anything good from this? The acting is bad as i was expecting, the plot makes no sense and the jokes are the basic stuff about d*cks and dumb people doing dumb things. It's unfunny, it's boring and the actors aren't even trying for one bit to do their job right and for the love of Christ can WWE Studios stop making movies already? It's getting more painful and weird each time and it needs to stop.(0/10)

Chris Kidd (Ken Jong) finds himself in deep financial trouble. He owes Wasserstein (Will Sasso) a large amount of money. He also has Hasselhoff in the celebrity death pool and if Hasselhoff dies, Chris' money problems are over. The unfortunate thing is we know he doesn't kill David, but takes a bullet for him, the opening plot spoiler. Some of the film had some fair comedy, but the slapstick at the end dragged on and wasn't that good, bringing down the whole production.The film also includes chocolate cake, the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen.PLOT SPOILER: They really messed up the ending. When Hasselhoff was dancing, he should have grabbed his heart and fall to the ground...even if pretending.Guide: F-word. Nudity (Rebecca Olejniczak) Warning: also stars Howie Mandel, Jon Lovitz, and Justin Bieber.

If a movie makes me laugh several times, I can be very forgiving. And while not gut busters, they were outright honest chuckles. It has the look of a low budget, no name(s), made for TV (or straight to DVD video), and the story-line is pretty trite, but the actors do their jobs and that makes the movie entertaining.

I am not sure why I watched this as I expected it to be awful. However it wasn't. It tells the story of a nightclub owner who is part of a yearly bet on which celebrity will die next. Desperate for the S500k that the bet has risen to and having The Hoff as his bet, he decides to kill The Hoff. The Hoff plays himself and sends himself up. There are plenty of references to Baywatch and Knightrider. These are genuinely funny, especially when he saves someone drowning in his pool. Add in a black gay easily offended gangsters enforcer and other funny characters and you have a funny great film.This won't win any awards and if you want to watch a film to impress your friends, this is not it. However this is a surprisingly good film and David Hasslehoff does what he does best, playing himself for full comic effect.