Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

I rented this movie on a whim and it started off pretty good. Unfortunately, things went downhill from there and it went from being funny bad movie to being a "kind of painful and only occasionally funny" bad movie. There was some good nudity in it, but those scenes were spoiled by the camera cutting away to some nerd fantasizing or some other crap. If it's really late, and there's nothing else on, and you're really bored, you might as well give it a shot. Heck, if you have a free rental and you like crappy movies that know they're crappy and have some fun with themselves, you might like this okay... just keep you hand on the fast-forward button. Also, there are WAY too many fart and masturbation jokes and the movie tends to drag out towards the end.Overall, I give it a 3 out of 10. (On my scale of 10 being perfection and 1 being Ang Lee's Hulk.)

...damn.This "film" looks like it was done by a high school journalism class. It seems to never know if it wants to go porno or comedy. There really is nothing to save this film. The story is something about computers and cheerleaders. I think the cheerleaders are whores and that ticks off moms or something. So they send other bigger whores to beat the hell out of the cheerleader whores. And I think there's a bomb defused at the end. Plus it has gay guys. It's movies like this that make me sad that someone financed it.The only reason it gets one above the lowest is because it made me chuckle once. And if you ever ask me in public if that happened, I swear to God I'll deny it up and down.

I just want to know how this movie happened. I didn't see any references to Troma in the credits.I had previously considered Astrozombies the worst movie I had ever seen, but it was bad-funny. Lots of long boring scenes that dragged on for no apparent reason. Cheerleader Ninjas looked promising mostly because of the title and there was not a girl in her underwear on the box. I thought maybe they would go for more of a ninja-type thing. I was very wrong. I was honestly shocked at how bad the acting was - I've seen community theater that was exceptional compared to this. I did find the use of a body double for the main character somewhat funny because I can't imagine how the stand-in could have been a worse actress. (I kind of feel bad criticizing others so harshly, but it was like they weren't even trying.)Actually, I don't want to reflect too much on how bad the movie was, just try to warn others so that they might not suffer the same fate as me.On second thought, it might be worth watching for young teenage boys who can't afford to rent porn and really feel the need to see naked women - no, I think they would even be disappointed.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*My brother and I were at the video store the other day when we ran into "Cheerleader Ninjas". I've had my eye on it for some time now but on this particular night I wanted to rent "Looney Tunes: Back in Action". I was in a Bugs Bunny kind of mood. As I passed "Cheerleader Ninjas" I mentioned to my brother, "We should see this one day." "Done.", he said and yanked it off the shelf. Bugs Bunny would have to wait."Cheerleader Ninjas" is hilarious. My brother and I were laughing our heads off. Four cheerleaders square off against four bad Catholic High School girls. The cheerleaders learn some ninja moves to help them in their fight. The sci-fi geeks show up to help the cheerleaders do battle. The geeks drool watching the ninja catfights. I did too.The geeks were truly the highlight of the movie. They were the funniest thing about "Cheerleader Ninjas". They were all dressed in "Star Trek" costumes and quivered at the sight of real women. The scene where the Catholic girls keep the geeks as prisoners was great. "Computer, stop program." Those goobers had me laughing through the whole movie. Kira Reed shows up as "Dream Girl". She supplies most, if not all, of the abundant nudity. One scene has her reenacting a scene from "American Beauty" and another has her dishing out a little spanking with a girlfriend. She was naked in every scene of course."Cheerleader Ninjas" should be seen. It's as cheap and low budget as you would expect and most of the acting is pretty bad but I had a blast watching it. The writer/director really impressed me. He's a funny guy. "Cheerleader Ninjas" is good stuff. It has naked breasts, horny geeks, cheerleader ninjas, and bad Catholic High School girls. It was a potent mix. Good job everybody!