Bikini a Go Go (2004)

Being a fan of T & A films, I checked this one out one night on Skin-o-max, and enjoyed it. Yeah, the cheesy 50's narrator was unneeded at times, and the captions of what happens to the characters after the story ends was unfunny and not needed, that doesn't make the film unwatchable. The film spoof plenty of movies, including all 60's style beach flicks, the Terminator movies. The lesbian three way in the hot tub is a great scene, and Nikki Fritz, in her separate sex scenes, only adds to the films erotic ratings. Watching Frititz in actions is just as enjoyable as watching any MILF porn film you can find, and if Fred Ol' Ray ever wanted to film such a soft core flick (hint, MILF films are a gold mind, untapped market), Fritiz would be the perfect star.Overall, the film does what's required, turns on as much as it entertains, and the story doesn't make sense, nor does it have to. Worth a look when it's on TV!

Retromedia was firing on all cylinders with this one. This is a great cross between 1950's horror schlock parody and 21st century late night cable soft core. Brad's bikini shop mistakenly receives a tiki necklace that he decides to give to his girlfriend Janet (Beverly Lynne). When she wears the necklace though, she becomes so sex crazed that she has to jump whatever's readily available, be it male, female or herself. The intended recipients of the necklace want it back though because it's crucial to their plans to take over the world. I have no idea how they were planning on doing this though since its only power ever displayed is the one that I mentioned above.There are seven sex scenes. Four are boy/girl, one is girl/girl, one is girl/girl/girl, and one is girl solo. All of them are of the quality that Retromedia usually delivers... good and explicit. In addition to Beverly, the cast includes Stacy Burke, Cailey Taylor, and Nikki Fritz.I recommend this one.

Brad gives Janet a tiki necklace that turns who into a raging slut. Darvella is the rightful owner who wants it back. There's two types of soft-core films. Those that pump up the music during the sex scenes to drown out the moans and those that let the moans be heard. Thankfully, this flick is one of the latter and not the former. However, this is offset a bit by a black and white Narroter pausing the film at regular intervals for 'comedic effect' Whenever aftercare films attempt humor it's more often then not painful. Good for a latter day Fred Olen Ray film, but that's really not saying much.My Grade: C The Goods: 7 Sex scenes (F/F, M/F, Solo, F/F/F) Babe of the Movie: Beverly Lynn because hers is the only real chest, and I remember seeing her as a cheerleader when I went to Eagles games back in the dayWhere I saw it: Cinemax on demand

***SMALL SPOILER WARNING*** Most people throw out soft core porn as a quality genre, but Bikini a Go-go blows that idea out of the water. Not only does this movie have massive amounts of lesbian sex, it has some quality film moments. And not to mention, it has some laughs too. And I know I'm not the only one who thinks some soft core porn films could have found hotter people to be in them, but Bikini a Go-go doesn't have an ugly cast at all. The three girls are unbelievably gorgeous and you get to see them naked. Now what's the problem with that? If you're looking for some skin, but are sick of the same old murder stories with unattractive porn stars, then Bikini a Go-go is for you.