9 Songs (2004)

This movie is just downright pathetic. Why? well lets see....1. Boring as all hell 2. Sex scenes for the sake of sex scenes 3. The two actors have no real deep connection on sreen 4. Concert footage looks like it was shot by a 4 year old 5. Film is so quiet it will literally put you to sleep if your watching it after 9pm 6. Boring as all hell 7. Sex sells so naturally this is why everyone was interested in it to begin with. (THE ONLY REASON) 8. Boring as all hell 9. The two actors deliberately kept away from each other off camera so it supposedly wouldn't "Affect their on screen relationship" like seriously what do you hope to achieve by that? 10. A romantic drama that's literally just a softcore porno in disguise. false marketing!

Porn movies have shitty story line and bunch of explicit sex, mainstream film avoids explicit sex but goes for good story. This movie is 70% explicit sex but not porn, yet it has story line at average porn movie level. That little bit of movie that is not sex is their visits to concerts with terrible music. To cut long story short - boring sex scenes, even more boring story line and music that can easily bore you to death. Screw "artistic" movies of this sort. It lasted 67 minutes but I yawn like I did not sleep for 67 days...If you are bored to death, better count stains on your walls than watch this movie.

This is the most boring movie I've ever watched. There is no plot, no story, and nothing interesting about it. It's just two pasty, below average people having the most vanilla sex I've ever seen. I have no idea what kind of drugs the people who are rating this movie favourably are doing, but I want some. I watched this at home and fast forwarded most of it due to the mind numbingly boring sex and lack of dialogue; I have watched actual pornos for longer than I've watched this movie.The leads have absolutely no chemistry, it's painfully obvious that they're strangers. The only interesting part of this movie was that one of the "9 songs" was a great live version of "Last High" by the Dandy Warhols about halfway through. I absolutely recommend skipping this and either watching an actual porno or an actual movie, this mess isn't worth checking out.

This is not a movie. This is blandly shot concert footage interspersed with scenes of two actors having sex. The sex isn't really very good as porn, but it's not really good as anything else either; it makes naked people having unsimulated sex about as boring as possible, neither meaningful no hot. It doesn't portray a relationship, just sex. There is more story in the typical porn movie than there is in this thing.The music is horrible. If you don't hate the music that will definitely help in enjoying this movie, but even if you like it, this is not interesting concert footage.My girlfriend told me she could only make it through the first 10 minutes of this movie. That was my limit too.