Yoga Hosers (2016)
Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.
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Wow. As a previous fan of Kevin Smith, I am completely gobsmacked as to how this was ever created. This was unbearable. The time, the energy and the money put into this production is a complete and utter waste - and everyone associated with it's existence should be ashamed of themselves. How they managed to get such revered actors to be a part of this production is completely incomprehensible. Kevin Smith - it appears as if you're trying to mock current cultural traits but you have failed miserably to get the message across. You were once absolutely awesome - but seem to be on a steady decline. Shame, man. I hope you find your spark again.
Anyone who tells you this movie is horrible went into it with expectations of this movie being Clerks, and it never pretended to be. Smith made a movie that you can tell he made for exactly one reason, to have fun making a movie with his daughter, and there is nothing wrong with that. It's a movie that at times is so bad it's good.
Watched it today. Harley and Lily were charming and did good. I wouldn't mind seeing them in other projects, ones that didn't involve their Dads. It was more odd than funny (or scary). But I didn't hate it.·
The Colleen Coalition are acted by Harley Quinn Smith (yes, Kevin Smith's daughter) and Lily-Rose Depp (Yes, JD's little girl with the gorgeous Vanessa Paradis) in a tongue-in-cheek little movie by Kevin Smith. It's filled with ridiculous visual jokes and repetitive memes at times. However, I rank it in that special category of movies that are so bad, I enjoyed them. Both Depp and Smith family members are cast in this, with fun little cameos by an assortment of character actors. Justin Long as the Colleens' yoga guru, Yogi Bayer shows how capable a comic actor he is. His take on how yoga helps you cope with an uncooperative universe is worth sitting through the movie. If you haven't got a soft spot in your heart for silly Canadian spoofs then this isn't your movie. There's no hidden messages or symbols in the script, the image and the joke are the message.