San Andreas Quake (2015)

This is one of the worst films I have EVER seen. It deserves a ZERO rating. The acting is lousy, the effects are dreadful, the direction horrible. Truly, one of THE worst movies EVER. I can't bear to go into details, it is so sickening a flick.

i never wrote a movie review before. i had to after watching this one. this the absolute crappiest movie i ever watched. terrible acting, computer graphics. total garbage.there is a total lack of realism. there is almost no one else in the movies but the actors. total lack of extras participating which makes it feel so fake,

So, a scientist finds a way to predict earthquakes rather accurately, but no one will believe her. Check. Family is spread all over. Check. They MUST reunite. Check. In an impossible place. Check. They do all sorts of impossible things and are sometimes EXTREMELY lucky. Check. I knew 10 minutes into the movie who will survive, regardless of what happens. Check. But I once got passed that, it's quite an entertaining movie. It's definitely not 'the worst' one ever. I've seen worse movies. The characters are sympathetic enough for me to want them to survive. Sometimes characters are so annoying that I just want them to be crushed or die a slow horrible death, so I consider my liking them a plus. The special effects were... entertaining... let's leave it that. Yes, that hippo-moment had me laughing out loud, but comic relief is good. I've seen better movies, true, but I've also seen worse.

Oh lord, where do I begin? Not only did I read the reviews about how awful this movie was but I actually took the time to watch it just to see how terrible it was. And MY GOSH did I regret it. No plot. Terrible acting, which made it seem non-realistic at all. Family drama and typical hating-on-boyfriend type of drama as well. No signal around L.A. but obviously since the "professor" is the hero, well she's the only one that's got some! That hippo scene was ridiculous and funny at the same time. I could go on all night but there's no other way to point out how stupid this movie was and I have nothing left to say about it but take it from me. Don't go off about reading reviews and still watch it. It's not worth it. It seemed more like a family drama conflict plot then San Andreas Quake plot. If you want a comedy then go ahead and watch this and laugh it off all you want but other than that...Lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.