Miss March (2009)

Despite the gross, sex and cruel scenes I would say that this movie clearly has a lot of good laughs. At least for most guys and for girls without just a thin sense of humor. If you are looking to watch a movie with sex jokes and shocking situations Miss March is clearly the King in the castle of its genre! The two main characters are perfect for each other, the plot is not all that bad and thats because its a simple plot and anyone who don't get easily offended should consider watching it. The thing that you will get you the most is the reaction of your buddies in the high-peak scenes, so make sure you sit down and enjoy this movie with company. We enjoyed it more than any American Pie movie.

This movie had potential to be a decent romantic comedy but too many poop jokes just puts it in the "Crass" category.It was a pathetic attempt to shock the audience with its crudity. It does have a few moments though. The protagonist Zach, seems to have potential to do better roles.He is the best part of the movie, but unfortunately doe to the poop jokes centered around him, the audience is unable to sympathise with him. Trevor Moore has also done a decent job of playing the insensitive friend. What is really sad is that the director had come close to pulling off a good movie, but loses the audience due to a few really crass sequences, which were really unnecessary.

The problem with pushing the envelope is that for everyone who does it well, there's a legion of imitators who do it poorly. Miss March is one of the numerous ugly cousins of the Judd Apatow raunch-comedy genre. Whereas Apatow and a few others do it cleverly and usually with a point, films like this are dumb, shallow and vulgar for the sake of vulgarity. This movie does distinguish itself by creating a main character who is utterly unsympathetic for the target audience of this sort of thing and then pairing him with a sidekick who couldn't be less realistic or more poorly portrayed than casting a labradoodle to play the reanimated corpse of Jonas Salk.Eugene (Zach Cregger) is a high school dork who preaches abstinence to middle schoolers and is almost deathly afraid of having sex with his smokin' hot girlfriend (Raquel Alessi). Just as they're finally about to make the beast with two backs after prom, Eugene falls down the stairs and into a coma. 4 years later, he wakes up and discovers his then-virginal girlfriend is the latest Playboy Playmate. His best friend Tucker (Trevor Moore), who appears to be some weird amalgam of Johnny Knoxville and Cosmo Kramer, concocts a plan where the two of them will head across the country to the Playboy Mansion to confront Eugene's girlfriend over her harlot ways. The plan gets put into fastforward when Tucker has to flee because he stabbed his girlfriend (Molly Stanton) in the face with a fork when she had an epilepsy seizure while performing oral sex. With the help of a couple of mega-horny lesbians and an old high school friend who's become a rapper named Horsedick.MPEG (Craig Robinson), they finally make to the mansion and everybody has a happy ending. Except, of course, for the poor viewer who sits through this whole unfunny melange.The fundamental problem with Miss March is that there's not a single realistic character or moment in the whole thing. In the Apatow raunch-comedy genre, the whole idea is that they're stories about uncomfortable or taboo areas of human life and relationships. The crudity and grossness is a representation of that honesty, making a joke about something nobody talks about. Everything in this movie is phony and contrived. Without that connection to honest reality, the crudity is just sub-adolescent indulgence. Which can be funny, but only if it's actually done in a very smart way.Unfortunately, in addition to being fake, Miss March is poorly written. Let me give you two examples. Eugene is the main character of the story and is immediately presented to the audience as an asexual dork who frightens young children with his anti-sex obsession. Why should anyone, particularly the fans of raunchy humor, identify or empathize with Eugene? He's more like the bad buy from a teen sex comedy. And at the end of the film, there's a scene of humiliation inflicted on Horsedick.MPEG and it's clearly supposed to be one of the big "eewwww!" laughs of the movie. However, humiliation is only funny when it happens to people who deserve it. But there's really no reason for the audience, especially the raunch comedy audience, to resent or dislike Horsedick. He's certainly no more annoying or contemptible than Tucker, who's supposed to be one of the good guys. Since there's no reason for Horsedick to get any "just desserts", it falls almost completely flat when it happens.There are some bare breasts in Miss March, though Eugene's beautiful girlfriend never gets naked, which is about as big a bait-and-switch as you'll find. If you're really stupid, it's also possible you might laugh at this stuff. Other than desperately horny morons, however, no one should watch this thing.

Some people here say it's the worst comedy ever, or almost the worst one... Well I don't really know why they write such things, maybe they just don't have good sense of humor.Maybe the movie isn't made like all the Hollywood movies, but that's fine... The most important thing is good laugh, not how purely it's made, so in that matter it beats almost all of the comedies which put more effort on the visuals than actual comedy. And before miss march, I saw only one truly great, and my favorite, comedy - The Girl Next Door, which not only made me laugh, but was also very smart, visually good, and great story too. Miss march does not have good story, its simple, most of the laugh you gonna get is more like dialogs along with situation humor, but it's very, very good humor.The Trevor guy, is mazing at what he says and does :) One of my fav comedy actor, and the thing that bugs me the most is that Hollywood rather go with very known actors for comedy instead of the ones that are good at it. Another good actor would be - Rob Corddry :) he, I believe so, never plays the main character, but more like background to other characters and he's extremely good at it :) I thing right now he's the best comedy actor out there.But now back to miss march, watch it, and just enjoy the dialogs, and the situation humor. And as for the "worst comedy" thing, seriously people what's wrong with you?