The Sitter (2011)

Look, it's a bit silly to even bother to sit here and say negative things about this movie. Any sane person remotely in tune with degenerate American "culture" will instantly recognize this as yet another filthy, perverted freak fest, brought to you by the "chosen" Hollywood parasites who have been poisoning America since the late nineteenth century.However, since I was in the mood to intentionally watch some trash, I might as well make a quick comment about it.To say this film was merely obscene would be missing a point. "American Pie" was obscene but at least the characters were human and the relationships were real. In this film, we have a filthy, overweight rat running around with three children while he tries to score drugs. The little girl is truly cringe-inducing, as she sings along to degenerate black ghetto music, curses like a sailor, and acts so whorish and disturbingly mature that it makes you wonder if the "go-getter" parents who even allowed her to take on this job shouldn't be jailed for negligence. Look out for an overdose in her future.The other boy supposedly has psychological problems. But the key to his issues is in a scene in the New York subway, where we glimpse two homosexuals brushing fair locks of hair out of each others' eyes while a typically maladjusted white female "friend" looks on at them in that, "Oh, they're so sweet" kind of manner you've come to expect from homosexual-worshipping American monsters. As the boy gazes on, the fat rat protagonist figures it out. "You don't have issues," he proudly proclaims. "You're just GAY!" And so we are treated to possibly the most twisted moment in film history as a 13-year-old boy comes to terms with his homosexuality while the rat gives him an encouraging pep talk.Only sick American freaks could watch this without vomiting. If there were ever any evidence that this once white, Western nation has been hi-jacked by Ashkenazi parasites, this is it. Welcome to the Weimar Republic, except this time no one will clean up the trash.

A rating of 1 out of 10 and even this is too generousHow so called "Comedy" movies like this ever make it through and get a "green light" for production will forever astound me. Some producers must have huge egos and even bigger bank rolls. I can only surmise that a deal was struck between the producer and Jonah Hill, (or with the director) that they had a total free hand to put on the silver screen whatever their warped minds thought would be funny, or that would shock their audience.Well surprise to the audience and the producer. This was a total failure on all fronts. If I was Jonah Hill I would not expect to be receiving many phone calls from any prominent producers or directors in the near future. But again to my amazement we see that Jonah Hill is up for an Academy Award for a Best Supporting Actor award for the feature film The Wolf of Wall Street. Go figure?But take my advice The Sitter is a total waste of time and minus any sense of drawing laughter or any memorable moments. The shock and awe opens up the film with a disgusting scene and the film continues to stink from the opening scene to the end of the film. I am sure no one was more disappointed than the script writer who must have envisioned a different film from the onset than the finished product the director and/or editor created.If I attempt to compare The Sitter to a film such as Robin Williams' 1993 film Mrs. Doubtfire, the pretense of a Babysitter themed film assisting young and confused children find their way through troubled times may be a comparison one could make, but the end product of these two films are like comparing night to day. There were so many good scenes in Mrs Doubtfire and so many bad scenes in the Sitter. Don't waste any time seeing The Sitter, it is just that bad.A rating of 1 out of 10 and even this is too generous!

I thought I was going to like this movie more than I did, but honestly, it was kind of a waste of an hour and a half. It's focused so much on drugs that it's disgusting. I know that's kind of what it's about, but I find that really stupid. Plus, the characters were just too unusual. No little girl swears that much, and where the hell did Rodrigo get all those cherry bombs? Plus the ending is a little pointless and cliché. I mean I'm all for a romantic cliché ending honestly, but it wasn't worth watching the rest of the movie to see that.If you want my advice, don't waste your money or time on this movie. There are much better movies out there you can watch that are the same amount of time. Find one of those instead. The Sitter was just not worth it.

OK...I kinda like Jonah Hill films. So what if they can be a little childish, I enjoy that sometimes. When I sat down to watch this film I was met with the same expectations so I wasn't disappointed......however, I could help notice similarities between this movie and a retro classic 'Adventures in Babysitting' with Elizabeth Shue. The nasty selfish partner, the three kids all with something to offer as well as overcoming their own personal problems, the criminals to say the least. It was a shame as I felt duped in thinking this may be an original story but the overlords of the film industry have done it again and just rehashed an '80's film and spoon fed it to the new generation as an stand alone film.....it was watchable and it wasn't the worst way to spend some time but i shall be showing my kids the one with Handsome John Prewitt in it.....Give peas a chance