Sharknado (2013)

This is a movie for sure. Every movie has its ups and downs. You know the thing about this movie. It's almost self-aware. The more recent ones take themselves to seriously, but the original is so stupid. It doesn't care about what's possible, and what's not. It just wants to Sharknado. This is a "so bad it's good" movie, reminiscent of Attack of The Killer Tomatoes. Perfect film for film students who want to know how to have more WTF moments than all the seasons of Lost combined.

SHARKNADO - 2013Directed by Anthony C. FerranteStarring Ian Ziering, Cassie Scerbo and Jaason SimmonsPlot Overview: ​Everything is going perfectly well for the workers at a bar when suddenly a freak storm occurs carrying vicious, bloodthirsty sharks. Now our courageous heroes must traverse land, air and sea to overcome their fishy foes and engage in a battle that will determine the fate of mankind.I don't mean to be sarcastic in the plot overview(well I do but for the sake of credibility). It is just that this movie is, by far the worst movie I have ever laid my eyes on QUALITY wise. As a piece of ENTERTAINMENT, this is the Citizen Kane of entertainment. It is is so far into the depths of 'so bad its good' that is transcends the mini-genre. Nothing in this movie is ever remotely good if you think you're watching a FILM. If you can comprehend you're watching a MOVIE however, you will undoubtedly have a blast watching this with your friends and a LOT of alcohol.The premise for this movie is the dumbest premise in the entirety of film history. It is so bad but it is also so good at the same time. The plot surrounding this premise is truly awful but I'll be damned if it is not at least entertaining. The last thing you see in this film before the credits is simply the word 'Fin'. That is both the best and worst pun every made. Simultaneously, that signals the coming of the Anti-Christ and the Second Coming of Jewish Christ. I love it! The climax for this movie is pure cinematic genius.**If you're under the age of -12I won't even bother mentioning any actors' names in this movie because they are not worth it. I will say that, to sum up, each and everyone of them were awful in their performance, but should each be retroactively awarded Medals of Bravery for NOT committing suicide during filming.Now for the technical aspect of this movie. Oh boy, this'll be fun!The visual effects in this movie are SO bad, they make Jar Jar Binks look like the Cistine Chapel by comparison. ​The cinematographer in this movie must have been a monkey with an iPhone after doing more cocaine in one go than Robert Downey Jr did over the course of several years​. The editor for the movie must have been the cinematographer's distant Kazakhstan cousin with Movie-Maker and enough drugs to supply Snoop Dog for a decade. ​ Even the god damn music makes NO SENSE!​ This is possibly the worst movie I have ever seen but mark my words, I shall purchase the 4k 3D Copy of this movie and dedicate a shrine where my bed once was. I shall pray to it every night and if you take my advice which is to watch this movie, you will convert to Sharknadism as well. I'll rate this movie 1 'Fin' out of 10 for quality but a flawless 11/10 Fins for entertainment. Please. See this movie. Witness the coming of the Apocalypse!

On a technical standpoint this film is total garbage. On an entertainment standpoint this film can be enjoyable depending on your expectations. I'm impressed on how this film got a large cult following and that it managed to spawn multiple sequels. This is one of those films that you can enjoy fully if you like watching ridiculous movies or if you're drunk.In short, this film is campy popcorn entertainment that has virtually no logic with every flaw in film production presented from start to finish.

This movie had me shooketh. It was so lit with the pictures stolen off Google images, that were photoshopped and fins were put over the top. The movie makes so much sense, and all the scenes were thoroughly though out. It made me cry with agony whenever someone was killed. What a great movie, I recommend it to anyone and everyone looking for a heartwarming blockbuster-LMAO, Local 12v